Happy New Year You Surly Bastards!
Everything posted by Jameslaw121
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
too soon.......
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Post a pic that makes you lol
It was rejected in Oct. 2019. And it wasn't at 75 and 121 - but Alma and 121. It would have been an ideal location with high Indian population around here. But, alot of Allen residents complained of the bad "traffic" it would cause.....
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Hey Steel Shank!
Breakfast for dinner is still one of my favorite meals of the week. 4 eggs 3 biscuits 3 bacons Some franks Sent from my SM-A515U using Tapatalk
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
The Devil's solo is better than Johnny's solo in the Devil Went Down to Georgia. Also, Johnny called the Devil a s son of a bitch. So he's basically calling god a bitch. Not very southern....
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
I'll bet on some games every once in a while. But every year, I always bet $10 on: UT football winning NC Cowboys winning SB Rangers winning WS The least favorite horse in the Kentucky Derby. This year, I decided that was a stupid waist of money. So I didn't place any of those...fuck...
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
My wife and I wanted a dog. One night, she just came home with a dog...... There was no actual discussion. She told me not be mad. I told her not to be mad at me if I came home with a stripper.
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I'm Getting Engaged Soon
I'm going to laugh when we see a pic of her and she's a 5'5" white blonde chick weighing 115 lbs....
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I'm Getting Engaged Soon
It's as if millions of cholas suddenly cried out in terror then were suddenly silenced
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
When we moved my commute went from 30-45 minutes one way, to 3 minutes. I found the hardest thing was I don't have that 30 minutes to decompress from work before dealing with kids and homelife. Don't get me wrong, because I love my family and stuff. But that transition from sales guy to "what the fuck is roblox" was hard. Fortunately, my wife is very understanding when I stop for a beer or 2 every once in while.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
When I was in High School. This cheerleader and I went on a date. She was fucking gorgeous. She was way the fuck out of my league. It took her like an hour and half decide what she wanted. At Chili's. I asked how fucking hard it was to find something to eat at fucking Chili's. We did not have a second date.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
I was thinking this too. It's not 1942, as advanced as weapon systems are today. Can't just retool a factory and start producing guided missiles in a couple of weeks.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
God i can't wait until Thanksgiving... Wife : What do we need to bring to Knox's for Thanksgiving? Me : Just a big fucking tub of popcorn.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
yeah - that was me too...
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The Diabeetus Thread
I'm 45. My best friend and I have been friends since High school. We usually go have a couple of beers once a week. But for the last month he's been ditching me. He was basically my best man. My kids call him Uncle. Today we had noon beers. ./ Him : "So, sorry I haven't been around. I just interviewed for Vice President of (major Corp yall all heard of)" I'm crying. He didn't come from the best parts of town. I'm so fucking proud. /kinda gay
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
That's got to be another factor for me too. In my 20's I drank probably a 2 liter of Dr Pepper everyday. Now, first thing in the morning, I drink a 12 glass of water. I might have a couple of cups of coffee, but otherwise it's only water through the day. Unless I'm drinking at night, it's usually only water then as well. And whether I'm drinking or not, I down 20 ounces of water just before sleep.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
My guess: A much larger portion of the population is overweight now compared to 30 or 40 years ago. And I bet it's alot worse for them. But, If you're in reasonably good shape, it's probably alot better now than then. For instance, while I think fast is probably even more unhealthy today than it was. You have many more options to find something at least reasonable than you used to.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Agreed. I think, for me, I drink about as much as I always have. but now I can afford better quality alcohol. Plus better food. I think eating reasonably healthy during the day having a nice whiskey neat or a good wine compared to Taco Bell and a 12 pack of Red Dog is probably the biggest factor. Not that I eat super healthy, but I almost never eat fast food anymore.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
We should cook out at your house when you get back. I'll text your SIL
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Favorite Hot Sauce
yeah! We want to see you doc pic
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Favorite Hot Sauce
I'm legit curios. What is in the word Doc?
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Hey Steel Shank!
I love nights when I find stuff about to expire. That's about 6 slices of bacon and 4 eggs. Sent from my SM-A515U using Tapatalk
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2022 Texas Rangers Thread
I just can't watch anymore.....my god
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
My wife and I really like pizza. (upscale pizzas, not like dominoes, though we'll get that some). We also have two young kids so don't really get to go to those places often. The first time after everything reopened post COVID, my parents kept the kids overnight. So we both took a half day on Friday. Went to Cadillac Pizza in McKinney for lunch. Then around 5 went to Campisi's for the Bruschetta, a few drinks, and watch some football or something for an hour. Then went to a new pizza place that opened recently for actual dinner. Think it was called Perry's, but it was meh... It was a nice chill afternoon/date night
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Get the bruschetta next time. I think they're pizza is really good, but it's a thin crust. Which is not everyone's cup of tea. But the bruschetta is the best I've ever had. There have been times my wife and I have stopped just for that and a couple of drinks. Then had dinner somewhere else.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
This is going to be the best case of "Moose out front should've told" ever