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    So an extra roughly $6M a year? that can help.
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    Evan Grant on MLB network - Rangers still looking for another SP - Kershaw was mentioned.
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    So next year 1B - Lowe 2nd - Semien SS - Seager 3rd (eventually) - Jung Can Solak play 1st or 3rd and be a UTL infielder?
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    Holy fucking shit
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    At work, parents will call to check on their kids account. You wouldn't believe the amount of times they'll say something like Aaron, and I'll spend 5 minutes going back and forth with parents. Finally find it and it's spelled Aaryonne. Fuck you dude.
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    Was it Alanna's dumbass? She probably doesn't know cause if it doesn't have to do with the Dodgers she doesn't care I didn't catch it. Just had it on in the back ground at work and did a double take
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    Lady on MLB network just said the Ranger's have an advantage because they have low property taxes....Hope she was thinking property values or income tax....
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    So... are you like a mall cop or something?
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    Not my wife. But walking through home depot behind a husband, wife and a boy around 10 Wife : no hurry. I have time to blow. Kid :Phrasing.... Dad starts cracking up. Wife was not amused
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    We have an open layout (Kitchen, dinning, LR). I put ear buds in and now I sit at the kitchen island instead of the living room because of this...
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    Wait - how much are yall spending on extended family gift? Because if you're buying someone a Beogram 4002, I would like to join your extended family.
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    Mine was Dec 7th, 2008 - while drinking heavily Fuck that day
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    How do they not have a video on the actual goal line???
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    Technically - it'll be a lock out by the owners, not a strike by the players.
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    Still an awesome show, but didn't really understand the rogue Mexican cop/girls thing. And the last episode really fell flat for me.
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    Having dinner tonight. Wife calls to tell me something Me : Can we talk about this at dinner. I'm kinda busy. Her : Oh yeah. Of course. Wife then proceeds with basically this : t kid 1 and kid 2 have a playdate on Saturday from 10-2, kid 2 has a birthday party from 3-4:30 and on Sunday kid 3 has birthday party from 2-3:30 and that is all. Instead, I hear about her new hairdresser (hair appointment on Friday, not the weekend and during a time that doesn't affect me), something about her car, something about her mom, something about our health insurance and a bunch of other shit I just completely tuned out. It took her at least 10 minutes tell get it all out. When she was finished I asked her, "So, just to confirm, kid 1 and kid 2 have a playdate on Saturday from 10-2, kid 2 has a birthday party from 3-4:30 and on Sunday kid 3 has birthday party from 2-3:30 and that's it, right?" Her: "Yes, that's right." Tone.
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    I watch the video. On mute
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    yes. Yes I did
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    I was ruffling my sons hair saying "Your hairs messed up! You hairs messed up" him "Well...I mean at least I have hair." listen here you little fuck ( I am very bald)
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    Left over brisket and sausage Sent from my SM-A515U using Tapatalk
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    I mean - it worked for Art Briles..
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    Asshole. Now I have to go back and read the entire thread.....again......
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    Homemade pickles have ruined me from just about any store bought. Guy at my work pickled some green tomatoes and those might be the best pickled thing I've ever had
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    Annnndddd... were back Wife's sisters birthday. Their family wants to have dinner (this all occurred Thursday morning) around 6:30. Now, we normally put the 2 year old to bed around 7. So, I tell her to go without me and I would watch the kids and get her to bed and stuff. She agrees. We're on the phone talking about logistics, when I'll get home, if she's making dinner for us, does the baby need a bath, ect... Me (driving): Ok - I need to get off the phone about to be on a highway. Text me if anything changes. Her : Wait - what are we doing for dinner? Me : You mean Friday? Probably order a pizza (which we do pretty much every Friday) Her : No tonight. Me : I'll make myself something after the baby goes to bed. Her : We have left over grilled chicken, maybe a salad. Me : WTF are you talking about? Her : Dinner Me : You're having dinner with your family. That was the whole point of this phone call Her : tone

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