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Jameslaw121

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  1. We have an open layout (Kitchen, dinning, LR). I put ear buds in and now I sit at the kitchen island instead of the living room because of this...
  2. Wait - how much are yall spending on extended family gift? Because if you're buying someone a Beogram 4002, I would like to join your extended family.
  3. Mine was Dec 7th, 2008 - while drinking heavily Fuck that day
  4. How do they not have a video on the actual goal line???
  5. Technically - it'll be a lock out by the owners, not a strike by the players.
  6. Still an awesome show, but didn't really understand the rogue Mexican cop/girls thing. And the last episode really fell flat for me.
  7. Having dinner tonight. Wife calls to tell me something Me : Can we talk about this at dinner. I'm kinda busy. Her : Oh yeah. Of course. Wife then proceeds with basically this : t kid 1 and kid 2 have a playdate on Saturday from 10-2, kid 2 has a birthday party from 3-4:30 and on Sunday kid 3 has birthday party from 2-3:30 and that is all. Instead, I hear about her new hairdresser (hair appointment on Friday, not the weekend and during a time that doesn't affect me), something about her car, something about her mom, something about our health insurance and a bunch of other shit I just completely tuned out. It took her at least 10 minutes tell get it all out. When she was finished I asked her, "So, just to confirm, kid 1 and kid 2 have a playdate on Saturday from 10-2, kid 2 has a birthday party from 3-4:30 and on Sunday kid 3 has birthday party from 2-3:30 and that's it, right?" Her: "Yes, that's right." Tone.
  8. I watch the video. On mute
  9. yes. Yes I did
  10. I was ruffling my sons hair saying "Your hairs messed up! You hairs messed up" him "Well...I mean at least I have hair." listen here you little fuck ( I am very bald)
  11. Left over brisket and sausage Sent from my SM-A515U using Tapatalk
  12. I mean - it worked for Art Briles..
  13. Asshole. Now I have to go back and read the entire thread.....again......
  14. Homemade pickles have ruined me from just about any store bought. Guy at my work pickled some green tomatoes and those might be the best pickled thing I've ever had
  15. Annnndddd... were back Wife's sisters birthday. Their family wants to have dinner (this all occurred Thursday morning) around 6:30. Now, we normally put the 2 year old to bed around 7. So, I tell her to go without me and I would watch the kids and get her to bed and stuff. She agrees. We're on the phone talking about logistics, when I'll get home, if she's making dinner for us, does the baby need a bath, ect... Me (driving): Ok - I need to get off the phone about to be on a highway. Text me if anything changes. Her : Wait - what are we doing for dinner? Me : You mean Friday? Probably order a pizza (which we do pretty much every Friday) Her : No tonight. Me : I'll make myself something after the baby goes to bed. Her : We have left over grilled chicken, maybe a salad. Me : WTF are you talking about? Her : Dinner Me : You're having dinner with your family. That was the whole point of this phone call Her : tone
  16. I just did the exact same thing....
  17. All of it. I'm eating at Motherfucking McDowells!
  18. I finally caved last night. And it turns out she's right and this made absolute logical sense. Turns out, after I leave, Wife(who works from home) puts the dogs and one set of bowls outside until they start whining. Then in for half an hour, then back outside. This way she can have one set inside and one outside. Then she brings the bowls in at night so that racoons or rats don't find them (we back up to like this wooded alley thing). Me : Wow. That makes perfect sense. Her : Then better damn well put that on your fucking football forum, too
  19. On the dog bowl situation. I was sweeping the other day noticed that we have two water bowls and two food bowls for the dogs in the kitchen. We have three dogs. I would fully understand if we had either 3 water bows and 3 food bowls. Or one of each. But I honest to god have been wondering about the math for like a week now.
  20. I had this random rewards point on that would give me like .05 off for every like $150 I spent. But A) There were no shell stations near me and B) It was connected to my card that I use for work expenses. Noticed there was a shell station on my way to drop off my daughter with my mom so I met her there. Filled up both cars for like $2.00
  21. Or when they're out of receipt paper at the pump and I have to go in to get a copy. (for my work vehicles, not my personal one)
  22. I think it depends on the team. If you're the Yankees or the Dodges: Pennant and WS only. If you're the Mariners, as soon as you clinch a wild card spot. If you're a Rangers fan (as I am) win #81 in the regular season seems like a good milestone.....
  23. It is. The other morning, I was taking one of the kids to school, which I almost never do. Reached into the freezer to grab a frozen waffle. Grabbed the last two, pulled the box out to throw away and found 4 nice rib eyes I had vacuumed sealed while drunk and forgotten about. I was happy
  24. Noach with left over chicken Sent from my SM-A515U using Tapatalk
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