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Jameslaw121

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  1. Not my wife - But my neighbor (the wife) knocked on her door. This was before winter storms so it was about 65 degrees outside. She locked her keys in her car. with her children inside. They were to young to know how to unlock the door. Husband was about 2 hours away with the spare key. I told her I would break the window. She said no. Husband finally gets home. First words "Why didn't you break the fucking window?"
  2. Yeah.....Whether an Astros or Rangers or even a Yankees fan. We can all agree - fuck that guy
  3. I have the weirdest boner right now
  4. Damn - you got a good memory. That was my ex's dad. Who died about 7 years ago and is currently rotting in hell.
  5. Yeah - We usually use any gift cards for a coffee for me, tea for wife, and a hot chocolate for the kids.
  6. I did not - and had the exact conversation last night.
  7. I don't know why your bitching. I bet mine has full laundry baskets on the stool.
  8. I really only get star bucks when someone give me a gift card. So maybe once ever year or 2 And I only get black coffee. Every damn time "...And what size would you like?" me : "Whatever the fucking biggest ones it."
  9. My FIL had 4 girls no boys. I was the first to marry into the family. About a year after we got married, he gave me the Stetson his father had since I was the first "male" in the family and he wanted to pass it on before he died. Love that thing
  10. What do you mean by left over bacon????
  11. We have two bathrooms. One for me and the boy. One for wife and the girl. I'll let you guess which one is always cleaner
  12. I almost completed the NY Times crossword puzzle on the shitter this morning....
  13. The cowboys complete failure made me switch to whiskey earlier than planned. So left over snacks from Sunday Sent from my SM-A515U using Tapatalk
  14. Except in my neighborhood we have front driveways/garages. and about every 4th house some fucker is parked on the sidewalk.
  15. My wife needed two forms of ID- one of which could be an expired DL. If an expired license can be a valid form of ID, then why does she need to get a new one?
  16. That sounds like a badass side gig
  17. What the fuck is with the orange???
  18. Jameslaw121 replied to ROFL BOX's topic in Lulz
    Didn't want to start a new thread but. My oldest has a one year old. In mid 20's - The three of them are going through the normal mid 20's with a kid problems. Not enough money. Not enough time. Been going back and forth about paying off her truck for her. Part of me is like - yeah that would really help them. Other part of me is like "let them grow up. They're doing a hell of alot better than I was at that age. don't interfere with it" I took the afternoon off with just me and the 2.5 yo girl. She smashed her finger and was crying and asked me to kiss it better. Afterwards she was all smiles and laughs. I wish it always stayed this easy....
  19. What about this: https://www.pamperedchef.com/shop/Kitchen+Tools/Storage/Salad+Cutting+Bowl/100086
  20. That chili tortilla had me thinking all week long. Needed jalapeños. Somehow I was out Sent from my SM-A515U using Tapatalk
  21. Us locals would skip over to Section Hand for food in Brownwood
  22. Am I seeing both mustard and Mayo???
  23. I have a Schlotsky's across the street. And a Jasons Deli about a mile away. Neither are as good as pictured. But they will will do for about one meal a week
  24. Damn. I would have bought one for me
  25. Damn - I would have guessed +550 or at least +475 minmum
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