Jameslaw121
Certifiably Surly
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Hey Steel Shank!
Last night's BLT. Threw some sauerkraut on it. Because fuck it Sent from my SM-A515U using Tapatalk
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
We order all our non plants/meats from Target drive up. I go pick it up while she watches the kids. Then I go to Market Street for the other stuff. In between in a two drink minimum stop at Lion and Crown
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Great White Concert?
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2021-22 MLB Offseason Thread
And this is why MLB has gone from the most popular sport in the US to one step above NHL for 3rd
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
I thought about it, but i stayed outside with them and it was at night and only 65 or so degree's. And we could look inside and see that they were fine. I also called AAA and a couple of locksmiths, but it would have been about the same amount of time
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
My fat ass cat was sitting on top of our rumba and changed the language to I think Korean...
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Not my wife - But my neighbor (the wife) knocked on her door. This was before winter storms so it was about 65 degrees outside. She locked her keys in her car. with her children inside. They were to young to know how to unlock the door. Husband was about 2 hours away with the spare key. I told her I would break the window. She said no. Husband finally gets home. First words "Why didn't you break the fucking window?"
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2021-22 MLB Offseason Thread
Yeah.....Whether an Astros or Rangers or even a Yankees fan. We can all agree - fuck that guy
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Hey Steel Shank!
I have the weirdest boner right now
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Trivial things that please the ever living shit out of you
Damn - you got a good memory. That was my ex's dad. Who died about 7 years ago and is currently rotting in hell.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Yeah - We usually use any gift cards for a coffee for me, tea for wife, and a hot chocolate for the kids.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
I did not - and had the exact conversation last night.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
I don't know why your bitching. I bet mine has full laundry baskets on the stool.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
I really only get star bucks when someone give me a gift card. So maybe once ever year or 2 And I only get black coffee. Every damn time "...And what size would you like?" me : "Whatever the fucking biggest ones it."
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Trivial things that please the ever living shit out of you
My FIL had 4 girls no boys. I was the first to marry into the family. About a year after we got married, he gave me the Stetson his father had since I was the first "male" in the family and he wanted to pass it on before he died. Love that thing
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
What do you mean by left over bacon????
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
We have two bathrooms. One for me and the boy. One for wife and the girl. I'll let you guess which one is always cleaner
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Hey Steel Shank!
I almost completed the NY Times crossword puzzle on the shitter this morning....
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Hey Steel Shank!
The cowboys complete failure made me switch to whiskey earlier than planned. So left over snacks from Sunday Sent from my SM-A515U using Tapatalk
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Except in my neighborhood we have front driveways/garages. and about every 4th house some fucker is parked on the sidewalk.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
My wife needed two forms of ID- one of which could be an expired DL. If an expired license can be a valid form of ID, then why does she need to get a new one?
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
That sounds like a badass side gig
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Hey Steel Shank!
What the fuck is with the orange???
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Shit My Kid Says
Didn't want to start a new thread but. My oldest has a one year old. In mid 20's - The three of them are going through the normal mid 20's with a kid problems. Not enough money. Not enough time. Been going back and forth about paying off her truck for her. Part of me is like - yeah that would really help them. Other part of me is like "let them grow up. They're doing a hell of alot better than I was at that age. don't interfere with it" I took the afternoon off with just me and the 2.5 yo girl. She smashed her finger and was crying and asked me to kiss it better. Afterwards she was all smiles and laughs. I wish it always stayed this easy....
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Legit kitchen appliances & accessories
What about this: https://www.pamperedchef.com/shop/Kitchen+Tools/Storage/Salad+Cutting+Bowl/100086