My now wife before meeting any of my family, but it was getting pretty serious. One of my cousins died and @Knoxtnhorn was coming to Dallas from Tenn for it. My girlfriend wanted to go to show support and stuff. I thought it was a weird time to meet my family, but whatever. So we get there kinda late through no fault of our own, so Knox was going to meet us outside to show us where to go without interrupting
GF: "God. Who owns that bright yellow pick up?? Is someone wanting to try out for Baywatch or something???"
Knox ; "Uhh...yeah... that's mine - So you must be Jamelaw's girlfriend Huh???"
Then during the funeral, since we were late, we were at the back and we're not right next to each other. Her phone starts going off. She freezes and doesn't know what to do. So this lady turns around and says "Maybe put it on silent?"
Few minutes later, my GF text me and says "That lady keeps turning around and looking at me"
Me "Yeah... That's my mom...."