Jump to content

Jameslaw121

Certifiably Surly
  • Posts

    2391
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by Jameslaw121

  1. My wife in 7 year old were arguing over something that I didn't care to get involved in. Then he used the phrase "Butt Penis" And I lost my shit
  2. I meant BBQ sauce.... Whoops Like I can't stand BBQ sauce on a pizza or a cheeseburger.
  3. This. So much this with my ex. I'm cool with pretty much any fast food. Two things I can't stand - BBQ on anything that's not a pulled pork sandwich. And shredded iceberg lettuce. I swear to god every other meal she got me had one or both of those
  4. I'll add any alcohol you wouldn't drink straight. I get people who are really into whiskey (I am) or tequila or vodka. But does the vodka really matter when you're making vodka &cranberry for some guests at your house? Or a whiskey and coke to get started before you pound Keystone lights at the Iowa/Iowa State tailgate?
  5. April 5th is the Rangers Home Opener ( 3:05 v Blue Jays). I'm not real comfortable going that day, but hopefully late May or something. Did take off April 1st, but probably be watching from home rather than at a bar like I typically do
  6. Fajitas (not chicken) Rare for me. Medium rare for others I did wind up cooking the rare a few more minutes.
  7. This was a common one with me and @Knoxtnhorn Pretty sure my dad would "Volunteer" to take us to church every once in awhile and let my mom sleep in. Then just take us to McDonalds or something for like an hour
  8. Probably a little weird, but I would have loved one of those when I was ten.....and right after I discovered tits
  9. yeah, he was like 6. I think he had been planning this for awhile. Just waiting for me to actually say it.
  10. Told my smart assed kid no electronics during dinner. Little fucker calmly got up, placed his tablet on the counter, turned off all the lights. Sat the fuck down in the dark and said "okay."
  11. I didn't even notice that. Thanks
  12. He's playing 3rd today. Game is being broadcast on FSSW. 2:00 from John Blake Tues. vs. LAA at Tempe: Taveras 8, Dahl DH, Lowe 3, Odor 4, Guzman 7, Heim 2, Walker 9, Ibanez 5, Culberson 6, Herget 1 Lineup change for today: Odor will play 3B and Ibanez will play 2B.
  13. I'll grab them next time. Are they in the freezer isle with like the Texas Toast and shit?
  14. You're a good dad. My son requested Whataburger for lunch. I obliged
  15. Fuck yes they are. About the best damn canned biscuits you can buy
  16. Maybe. I have no idea. It was the last two slices of whatever my wife gives the kids. Also, two biscuits wasnt enough. But I needed jalapeños Sent from my SM-A515U using Tapatalk
  17. This thread needed a bump. Biscuits eggs, bacon, cheese, and Frank's hot sauce Sent from my SM-A515U using Tapatalk
  18. Frankly, I thought there would be more tits in the thread.....
  19. Any streaming audio for today? The Texas link is something not baseball
  20. Yup - on the DCI streams I've tried in the past. Gave up on them
  21. Got a can of that and wolf brand chili ready for the weekend!
  22. This is what I do. Or microwave the chili, then add cheese, microwave about 30 more seconds, then Fritos and Onions on top.
  23. Damn, that is exactly what I was planning, with cinderblock. And cinderblock benches on the opposite side of the patio.
×
×
  • Create New...