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Jameslaw121

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  1. Lets see. A) Get people from the poor parts of the Nation, not anyone of importance B) Put them in an impossible ever changing situation.
  2. I know most people had a lot better game day food. But this was our choice for my wife and two kids during the UT game. We went through 4 trays during the game.
  3. I don't know why, but I always pictured drones being faster then a helicopter.....
  4. If I'm vacationing with my family or something, we're probably going out a night or something. But if it's a business trip. t ice is going into a glass of whiskey as soon as I get back to the room and don't have to talk to a damn person for a few hours.
  5. That one never did it much for me personally but: Beginning of Saving Private Ryan where the grandfather starts bawling in front of the gravestone with his family at Normandy The end of Stand By Me "I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?" Toy Story 3 - when Andy gives Woody away.
  6. I'm beginning to think all those Tom Clancy books I read weren't fully based in reality.... Or maybe they should have let Marko's wife get cancer treatment un the US . That was their downfall
  7. @Knoxtnhorn My daughter (5 yo) came into the living room last night crying. Went to mom and said "I tripped over my Barbie car and hurt my knee" After she left Me : "She's going to grow up just like you." Wife " Why? Because, I'm clumsy?" Me "No, because she's five and has already wrecked a car!" ....tone....
  8. I'm with you on the pepperoncini. I love jalapenos, but my stomach can't take them very often anymore.
  9. I can't drink nine of anything with carbonation, but if we switched that to a 9 shots and 9 of the cheap hot dogs then I'm in
  10. When surly went down the other day. My first thought. Oh shit I hope I have a copy of that Dude in Waco's bus ride to look at Christmas lights Montage!!! After all the Thanksgiving stuff is done and the kids are in bed, I pour a whiskey and read that story again. And each time I wind up crying laughing so hard that my wife makes me read it to her. While I'm still laughing and while she is staring at me like i've lost my damned mind
  11. At this point, there should be no reason that an officer can't have dash or body cams running the entire time. If you get a speeding ticket, you should be able to request the videos. If they can't produce it, then the ticket should automatically be dismissed. Once you take away the revenue, I bet they figure out how to make them operational 100% of the time
  12. I had no idea about this website. Thanks for sharing. Also, Mobstyle executions by people who get our tax money sucks
  13. Probably the same ones in charge of debate prep.....
  14. Reminds me, right after covid, there is an area near me that has like a small park surrounded by restaurants with patios. This was shortly after stuff started opening, so a friend of mine, my 7 year old son, and I went to a pub, but still sat outside. I think we went to watch some sporting event and took the kid because he needed to be away from his sister and mom for a bit. These rowdyish kids (around 16 years old) came by on their skateboards, kinda being dicks, like most boys that age, but nothing horrible. My 7 year old looks at one kid's skateboard (who seemed like the leader of the bunch) and said "Man, cool skateboard." Half expected the kid to same something sarcastic. But he looks over at my son and says "Yeah, you wanna try it?" And for like 20 minutes they let play on their skateboards.
  15. We've tolerated it since February of 2021......
  16. Roughly: 60 % Pit Bull 30% Some Sort of Shepherd 10% Grand Pyrenesse.... Very sweet dog. Used to bring me eggs from the chicken coop without breaking the, Dumb as a rock though. Might be the dumbest dog I've ever met. Tends to hit stuff with his face. And hasn't figured out how to get on and off the couch using his legs.... Sometimes gets stuck going around corners.
  17. Went to get my truck washed and the place I used to go to went out of business. Found another place and noticed a little hole in the wall Mexican place next door. I'm most definitely the only white guy here. And it is glorious
  18. The rescue dog was supposed to weigh between 35 and 40 lbs fully grown.... More like 140
  19. I used to do that until I didn't realize my electric bill contract expired and I was paying about 2 times what I should have been for like 5 months....
  20. What you quote just has a pic. I don't see a link
  21. Whats the cops name?
  22. What a fucking embarrassment. How Biden's debate team didn't tell him that no matter what the first question is, the first answer is "Only one of us on this stage tonight is a convicted felon, he will lie alot."
  23. Yeah. That probably goes in the Holy Shit thread. You sick bastard (but, yeah, I laughed too)
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