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Lurch

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  1. There was a video of him throwing w a glove before the game. Something is clearly wrong
  2. Hit the FWD button on your remote
  3. Just dinosaur the fuck out of it, I suppose
  4. I learned to mute some of the work slack channels I’m a member of a few weeks ago and it was a game changer
  5. Call the wife. You’re never leaving this table.
  6. Imagine thinking anyone wants/needs to hear your fucking whistle count in the band every fucking play. Jesus.
  7. Love the confidence that 9.95ers don’t know how to navigate a spoiler
  8. Where do I send my $9.95
  9. 4, 6, whatever. It’s all just numbers
  10. On the top, we’re probably needing another A or J. 6 outs on the flop is 25%, so 25% of the time we will win the top board. On the bottom, someone will have 56 only like 8% of the time, so 92% of the time we’re ahead on bottom board and will win 2/3rds of the time vs what is probably at least one set. So we can say for the bottom board, we’re going to win that half of the pot 60% of the time. (That alone should prob justify your jam) Overall, then, we expect to win 25% of $1000 plus 60% of $1000 (assuming pot will be $2k-ish), so we have $850 ev at a cost of whatever your shove is. Looks plenty good to me
  11. I’m not sure how to do the math here, but it screams shove to me
  12. Oops. 3s I call and he flips AK. Maybe right play is to fold AQ unless you know opponent is aggro
  13. Lurch

    NFL Week 5

    Dicker the Kicker is on the board
  14. You see, he’s a defensive minded coach
  15. Jesus. How deep are we at RB
  16. Damn nice drive
  17. Uuuuhhhhhmmmm. I’m back to thinking she did it
  18. Working well for me in Florida
  19. That’s awesome. Someone had to test to see if embedded butt plugs would trip a metal detector
  20. That’s what we’re looking to have happen by jacking rates, right?
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