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Winona's Big Orange Bevo

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  1. Exactly! Zero poverty, substance abuse, all students will make A's and everybody will be doctors and lawyers if they just had some bootstraps! Simple as that!
  2. If ever a video needed to be edited with Stoops' wares spilling out all over the field its this bottom one.
  3. Trump: "The pain I feel in my mushroom a few days after raw dogging porn stars"
  4. Praying for an all day Jerry Springer marathon!
  5. Liberty is getting scrutinized for their financial dealings with Falwell and his personal trainer. Maybe no more Liberty.
  6. Don't know, but his eyes look like freshly shaven vaginas.
  7. “See, I never just did things just to do them. Come on, what am I gonna do? Just all of a sudden jump up and grind my feet on somebody’s couch like it’s something to do? Come on. I had a little more sense than that. [short pause] Yeah, I remember grinding my feet on Eddie’s couch.” - Rick James
  8. "Whoa" is what you say when you're fucking your sister/cousin and she starts calling out your brothers name. Woe is what we Texans feel having y'all as state neighbors.
  9. “Money grubbing Jew” is racist. “Money grubbing Baptist” is being an asshole. Does that help?
  10. Going to Port A on Sun for three days fishing. Kayak newbie. Any suggestions on spots and what to throw?
  11. I'd give my swollen prostate for not quite 40!
  12. Reading a strongly worded message from Anastasis.
  13. Or should I call you Millie "Chicken Sandwich" Weaver...
  14. https://twitter.com/classiclib3ral/status/1124798016135811075/photo/1
  15. Prosecutor: Mr. Chappelle, what would it take to convince you that R. Kelly is guilty? Dave Chappelle: Okay, I'd have to see a video of him singing "Pee On You," two forms of government ID, a police officer there to verify the whole thing, four or five of my buddies and Neal taking notes, and R. Kelly's grandma to confirm his identity. R. Kelly's Grandma: That's my Robert, always peeing on people.
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