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    This is one of my most anticipated threads of the year.
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    Going to bump up the pot a little and say.... Lost Boys is the best bet if I'm on a date FMJ if it's just me
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    I own this t shirt and another with two judo fighters that says, "When democracy manifests, know your Judo well.". I almost always have to explain what the shirts are about but every once in a while someone will know and it's hilarious. Sleep well, legend.
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    Even if you make it to the toilet you may still be a dead man walking. You can't clench your butt cheeks when you commit to squatting. You can still 'make it' to the toilet only to end up painting the seat on your way down and sitting in your own shit. Ask me how I know this...
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    Don't forget about those National Geographic tribal titties
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    Years ago when I worked in restaurant management I would encourage waiters with gas to run all the meat and cheese trays they could. "Walk around, air out your pants, stop and talk to folks and show them what all comes on it. Fart all you want and anywhere you want, as long as you're carrying that with you it doesn't matter if you fart right at the table. Just the smell of that Tallegio cheese alone gives you plausible deniability if not flat out immunity."
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    Is the play here still just to date one of her friends and then watch her suddenly become interested and possessive? Oh... and then blow her the fuck off when she does.
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    Swing your sword coach. Swing your sword. 🤘
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    Never used an AI generator in my life but this thread is so funny I couldn’t stay on the sidelines. Here are my first attempts…
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    She offers Nothing. Any man that can afford even half of her demands can bag a better looking 20-something (and better looking would NOT be hard to do here) that also has no kids and none of her bullshit. I worked with an entitled cunt like this woman one time. 50+ years old, four kids, married a rich man who did everything and was then going through a divorce. She actually thought she could still dictate the dating game with these kinds of demands. Had to tell her to manage her expectations of what she was worth on the dating market today. You aren't gold. You don't appreciate. You're a used car and you got driven off the lot a long time ago. Still, I find it hard to believe that woman's profile is real lol
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