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    I'm on board. I think a comeback is definitely due and an added bonus is that today's generation is likely to be confounded by its usage. The interwebs generated this: " In the 1970s, "hose bag" was a popular insult among suburban Toronto high school students. To avoid the offense of teachers and parents, the term was shortened to "hoser"."
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    You were always a petulant little bitch, though.
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    This is one of my most anticipated threads of the year.
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    Going to bump up the pot a little and say.... Lost Boys is the best bet if I'm on a date FMJ if it's just me
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    I own this t shirt and another with two judo fighters that says, "When democracy manifests, know your Judo well.". I almost always have to explain what the shirts are about but every once in a while someone will know and it's hilarious. Sleep well, legend.
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    Even if you make it to the toilet you may still be a dead man walking. You can't clench your butt cheeks when you commit to squatting. You can still 'make it' to the toilet only to end up painting the seat on your way down and sitting in your own shit. Ask me how I know this...
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    Don't forget about those National Geographic tribal titties
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    Years ago when I worked in restaurant management I would encourage waiters with gas to run all the meat and cheese trays they could. "Walk around, air out your pants, stop and talk to folks and show them what all comes on it. Fart all you want and anywhere you want, as long as you're carrying that with you it doesn't matter if you fart right at the table. Just the smell of that Tallegio cheese alone gives you plausible deniability if not flat out immunity."
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    Is the play here still just to date one of her friends and then watch her suddenly become interested and possessive? Oh... and then blow her the fuck off when she does.
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    Swing your sword coach. Swing your sword. 🤘
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    Never used an AI generator in my life but this thread is so funny I couldn’t stay on the sidelines. Here are my first attempts…

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