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Marfa Low Crown

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  1. Send him our way & we’ll get him straight.
  2. Folks THIS is you get drunk.^^ it reminds me of a friend I had in Austin, Dave. Legendary drunk. He came in to work one day and was pissed off because somebody had stolen his bicycle. four or five days later I went out with him for drinks in his favorite part of town. we are sitting in a bar overlooking the street & after a minute he says wait a minute that’s my bike over there. It was chained up. so he wanted to sit there and watch for a while, catch the the thief, and we did until it finally dawned on me. You guys already know where this is going. finally I said Dave go over there and take a closer look at your bike. He did. his bike. His lock. yeah… that’s how you do it
  3. Her hair burned for a loooong time before she noticed. Gotta be the
  4. Shoes off. Soiled right sock is a dead soldier behind the toilet. Underwear MIA & presumed dead. Fight on sir. Fight on
  5. Craven Moorehead, Ivana Pumperhole, Mike Hunt..... these kids need some guidance.
  6. This should be available for future generations in The Library of Congress
  7. These were good for a fap back in the day if you found yourself in a bind.
  8. At his age, & the rate he’s learning these lessons his buttcheeks will be forged harder than the gates of hell & he’ll have wisdom to boot. There’s hope, man.
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