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Marfa Low Crown

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  1. She does have a point 😆
  2. Bjorkhole?
  3. Years ago when I waited tables I had a large party of gay men in my section. Every time I approached the table they would all stop talking. Towards the end of their meal I went by to clear some last few things and a man who had his back to me was talking. His friends faces went blank and one of them was trying to motion to him to stop speaking but it wasn’t fast enough to stop him from blurting out with a heavy lisp, “So I told him, Steve, if you can’t find my prostate I mean just don’t even bother!”.
  4. Friends invited me over for sausage, sauerkraut, & black eyed peas on New Year’s Day. Declined & explained that I could shit my pants on my own thank you very much. They’re still in their 30’s so I don’t think they fully understand yet.
  5. This man knows. I actually just sent that image to my girlfriend. Thats exactly how our last big argument ended. At one point she finally just said, “Shut up and come over here & suck my nipples!”. It was some of the best sex we’ve ever had.
  6. May it never die
  7. Back to this for a second. Ex-gf and I ended up with a squatty potty at a Christmas exchange. There do seem to be two camps to this because while she said it made little difference for her, for me it was a game-changer. I ended up with it after the break up and it's the thing I wish I could take with me everywhere. If it works for you I would say it easily adds 3-4 inches to every turd. I'm still waiting for the legendary unbroken two footer but I've definitely been in the neighborhood. Maybe they should change their slogan to, "Is squatty potty right for you?".
  8. .. and the Japanese will have a host of videos.
  9. Me thinking about a gum job as I watched that whole video unfold. Terminator_3_System_Corruption.mp4
  10. Send him our way & we’ll get him straight.
  11. Saw this at a gas pump today 😆
  12. Thread needs more Le Car
  13. Folks THIS is you get drunk.^^ it reminds me of a friend I had in Austin, Dave. Legendary drunk. He came in to work one day and was pissed off because somebody had stolen his bicycle. four or five days later I went out with him for drinks in his favorite part of town. we are sitting in a bar overlooking the street & after a minute he says wait a minute that’s my bike over there. It was chained up. so he wanted to sit there and watch for a while, catch the the thief, and we did until it finally dawned on me. You guys already know where this is going. finally I said Dave go over there and take a closer look at your bike. He did. his bike. His lock. yeah… that’s how you do it
  14. Her hair burned for a loooong time before she noticed. Gotta be the
  15. That skirt makes you look fat.
  16. Two pussies for a pound. Sign me up.
  17. For Tolkien nerds
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