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Marfa Low Crown

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  1. Just march me into Waffle House with my jumpsuit & shackles. I’m good.
  2. I think the administration learned that there are good coaches who do not want to deal with all of our bullshit and there are also good coaches who will.
  3. I tend to agree although I can recall a tally on some pretty debaucherous drinking sessions. You need some kind of reference point though... the empty case of beer in the fridge or handle of vodka on the counter in the morning. I feel like it's harder to keep track of how much you've had when you're at a bar and especially if mixed drinks are involved. Regardless, I'm guessing one of my more prolific sessions was when I drank in Vegas for 18 hours straight. 35-40 is my guess but I really don't know. Top 5 hangover for sure.
  4. Proud to be back and it just so happens I'm doing laundry today & entering 2021 with a full compliment of clean underwear. I bring some words of wisdom from 2020 with me; something I heard a 60 year old tell a 20 year old very recently. "Never trust a fart over the age of 40 and never let a boner go to waste over the age of 50. ".
  5. Seems like waiting a few more days and then starting an all encompassing shitting / sharting 2021 meta threas might be the way to go.
  6. What’s the story about Tom’s drinking?
  7. Where did you read this? Or.. TLDR version?
  8. Let's see... a year subscription to not one but two dating sites, a bass and an amp (decided at 2am I was going to learn to play), and a car horn that played La Cucaracha... just off the top of my head.
  9. Fuck that. I would tell her to not hang around any football players until real change & control is publicly evident. why should -she- have to give up her dream if that’s where she wants to go?
  10. Thread tending negatively again... needs more bounce. Or shake.
  11. My parents have been divorced for decades but holidays became a true pleasure once I quit speaking to both of them and boxed my mom's side entirely out. For her, I no longer have to suffer through the canned peas dumped in a bowl and microwaved along with a smoked turkey because everyone is too lazy to cook unless I offer to do it. No more of the same farm and ranch discussions every single year like it's the most important thing on earth. No more emotional breakdowns by her, or my brother, or whatever other drama is going on. Instead I keep the close company of friends and a small group of chosen family members around the holidays who are nothing but a joy to be with. If your family sucks, don't be afraid to cut them out. Life's too short and this kind of happiness is liberating. Happy holidays 🤘
  12. I’m always up for a good front butt thread but apparently we’ve got some Surl 2%’ers. fuggit subscribed
  13. Atlanta had some pretty stupid blue laws when I lived there. Bags were mandatory for alcohol purchase ; black plastic ones. You'd see them all over the place blowing around town. I never understood that one. 1. Even though you can SEE all the alcohol in the store while you're shopping, no one outside the store is supposed to see it? 2. The bag is supposed to obscure from others that you bought alcohol? 3. The fact that you're carrying a black bag out of the store certainly in no way tips people off that you bought booze. Nope. Fucking stupid. Worse than that one, however, was no retail alcohol sale on Sunday. They finally did away with that stupid shit the last year I was there. Hallelujah
  14. Watching us trip over our own dicks three straight games in a row to the tune of 1-2 got me thinking : nobody is in charge of this team. Sam is in charge of Sam and if we had a roster full of him we'd probably be 4-0 and in the driver's seat to win the Big 12 right now. The players aren't in charge unless they all sat down and said, "Hey! Let's suck this year." as they were reading the minutes or something. The coaching staff seems to be cowering somewhere, idk maybe counting their paychecks. They sure as shit don't have any control of this mess of that much I'm certain. So what is Tom Herman actually in charge of? Gulping water. I think he's in charge of that. What else?
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