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Marfa Low Crown

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  1. Send him our way & we’ll get him straight.
  2. Saw this at a gas pump today 😆
  3. Thread needs more Le Car
  4. Folks THIS is you get drunk.^^ it reminds me of a friend I had in Austin, Dave. Legendary drunk. He came in to work one day and was pissed off because somebody had stolen his bicycle. four or five days later I went out with him for drinks in his favorite part of town. we are sitting in a bar overlooking the street & after a minute he says wait a minute that’s my bike over there. It was chained up. so he wanted to sit there and watch for a while, catch the the thief, and we did until it finally dawned on me. You guys already know where this is going. finally I said Dave go over there and take a closer look at your bike. He did. his bike. His lock. yeah… that’s how you do it
  5. Her hair burned for a loooong time before she noticed. Gotta be the
  6. That skirt makes you look fat.
  7. Two pussies for a pound. Sign me up.
  8. For Tolkien nerds
  9. Shoes off. Soiled right sock is a dead soldier behind the toilet. Underwear MIA & presumed dead. Fight on sir. Fight on
  10. Craven Moorehead, Ivana Pumperhole, Mike Hunt..... these kids need some guidance.
  11. IMG_0520.MOV
  12. This should be available for future generations in The Library of Congress
  13. Definitely lulz.
  14. These were good for a fap back in the day if you found yourself in a bind.
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