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Marfa Low Crown

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  1. Sofia Jamora.
  2. Thread tending negatively again... needs more bounce. Or shake.
  3. My parents have been divorced for decades but holidays became a true pleasure once I quit speaking to both of them and boxed my mom's side entirely out. For her, I no longer have to suffer through the canned peas dumped in a bowl and microwaved along with a smoked turkey because everyone is too lazy to cook unless I offer to do it. No more of the same farm and ranch discussions every single year like it's the most important thing on earth. No more emotional breakdowns by her, or my brother, or whatever other drama is going on. Instead I keep the close company of friends and a small group of chosen family members around the holidays who are nothing but a joy to be with. If your family sucks, don't be afraid to cut them out. Life's too short and this kind of happiness is liberating. Happy holidays 🤘
  4. You've been saying that for years and it's still right.
  5. I’m always up for a good front butt thread but apparently we’ve got some Surl 2%’ers. fuggit subscribed
  6. Atlanta had some pretty stupid blue laws when I lived there. Bags were mandatory for alcohol purchase ; black plastic ones. You'd see them all over the place blowing around town. I never understood that one. 1. Even though you can SEE all the alcohol in the store while you're shopping, no one outside the store is supposed to see it? 2. The bag is supposed to obscure from others that you bought alcohol? 3. The fact that you're carrying a black bag out of the store certainly in no way tips people off that you bought booze. Nope. Fucking stupid. Worse than that one, however, was no retail alcohol sale on Sunday. They finally did away with that stupid shit the last year I was there. Hallelujah
  7. Watching us trip over our own dicks three straight games in a row to the tune of 1-2 got me thinking : nobody is in charge of this team. Sam is in charge of Sam and if we had a roster full of him we'd probably be 4-0 and in the driver's seat to win the Big 12 right now. The players aren't in charge unless they all sat down and said, "Hey! Let's suck this year." as they were reading the minutes or something. The coaching staff seems to be cowering somewhere, idk maybe counting their paychecks. They sure as shit don't have any control of this mess of that much I'm certain. So what is Tom Herman actually in charge of? Gulping water. I think he's in charge of that. What else?
  8. The make up sex is going to be amazing
  9. I thought announced attendance was the number or tickets sold (includes large corporate blocks etc that don't get filled)?
  10. I broke up with one who wrote letters to both of my parents and stalked me at work for about 2 months. I'd say she was about a 7-8? Hope this helps
  11. Didn't realize John Wayne Bobbitt posted here.
  12. I'd say fun zone for sure if not for the 10 crazy. Still would though
  13. Lucius Tate is the standard by which I measure all prank calls
  14. It's old. I'm still laughing.
  15. What’s the best way to proceed here? Send her a nice note and ask her which STD is her favorite? As a mother though, does that mean she loves them all equally? There’s always a favorite right?
  16. This. A post of sheer poetry.
  17. Shart thread not good enough for ya?
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