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Marfa Low Crown

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  1. I would put in some real money on that 😆
  2. Fuck yeah, I’ll take mine with extra Italy. I’ve got to find page two...I must know if friend 4 spits or swallows her mouthful of secret soup
  3. Hand mixing cement.... yep... that's right up there with pitching square bales 🤕
  4. This post is more of a DIY saline laxative tutorial if anyone looking to up their shart game. Last night's dinner was two German beef sausages, an entire bag of pickled daikon radish, a half a jar of sauerkraut, and a half a jar of pickles. Sober? Of course not. Craving pickled stuff? Apparently. Regardless, I reckon I consumed enough salt to bring down an elephant. No fart can be trusted. The amount of mud blown already this morning is stupefying... I don't even know where it's coming from at this point or when it will stop. I wonder if this is where the expression 'getting yourself into a pickle' comes from?
  5. We are all too old for square bales. Man I don't miss that A&M will offer based on his forearms alone.
  6. Rather than an angle grinder, a wire wheel attachment for a good power drill is what I meant If you can clamp it to a table in some way, do so....I got shredded pretty good trying to hang on to the skillet while I was scouring it. Burning off the plastic in a well ventilated area might save you some time too
  7. This is the correct answer. I just did this exact thing ( minus the plastic) with a Martin #9 we resurrected from storage recently. I hit it with a wire wheel until satisfied and then re-seasoned. Good cast iron is like an anvil. It finds you. This one claimed you, do the right thing and GL.
  8. A Les Paul plugged into a Marshall stack. The roar of an SA 200 when you strike an arc and are engulfed in white light and the smell of burning flux.
  9. If it doesn't work out it's got legs (left, right, and middle?) in the adult film industry too.
  10. I can help you but you’re gonna need a box of lemon cookies and a bicycle horn.
  11. GTFO. Oh, and have some rep.
  12. Land mine alert. Elementary school girlfriend I've kept up with off and on over the decades along with other classmates. She's been ramping up the chatty for the last several months & when I mentioned an upcoming wedding in the family she pounced. Weddings. Yeah... that kinda dawned on me after the fact. We have not seen each other in person in over 30 years. She's a tall drink of water, a 46 year old cougar who's out of my league, and the years have been so very good to her. Of course she's f'n married. Husband is being an ass. She admits she has a problem of always trying to fix people. My last three therapists told me they were at a loss before I fired them and my blood type is Tito's, stress disorders, and crippling self-doubt. I haven't been laid in 7 months and 2019 wasn't exactly a bumper crop with the lazy ex either. God. Fucking. Damn it. I was perfectly content to go for the low hanging fruit and get behind just about any of the 3' wide asses available on plenty of fish and roll my way through 2020. I've fucking tried to do that. I've been trying to do that. I am still trying to do that.
  13. Since it seems you're able to get time traveler pussy, yes, probably.
  14. Asking for a friend .... he's starting a business fabricating steel hunting towers. He will also be pouring concrete and doing the site install. He's required to have insurance and the insurance company is requiring he have active AWS certification for the welding involved. All fine & all good. What type of policy are we looking at here & where might he get started on it?
  15. Pretty sure you're not ready for this yet but when you are, just shave it. It's only risky the first time (if you've never done it) because you don't really know what's under there. Assuming you've got a decent head without a lot of dents or something... you may never want to come back. It's awesome and liberating. Let your old lady marvel at the stubble and feel of your skull in her fingertips while you lick her kibbles and bits. Trust me.
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