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Marfa Low Crown

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  1. This confuses me I mean we must be talking about a surprise shit here. The leadtime on a shit is just about always longer than a shower... I mean unless you get in to the tub and you’re already Prairie dogging I just don’t get it. regardless , to answer the question..if I’m expecting to get laid later that day I’d get back in the shower. Otherwise I’d just wipe & go.
  2. Cimarron is very low cost & kills over 100 different types of weeds iirc. It will even kill horehound (which sprouted up like mad in our overgrazed deer pens) and cimarron won’t kill your grass. I believe it has a pre-emergent action also.
  3. I worked farm and ranch full time for the last seven years... Focusing on mobile welding now but it occurred to me that you might’ve worked in ranching too long when: You drive by other peoples ranches and you start counting their cows as you pass by on the highway 🤣 Hey, wait where’s the bull!? Catch myself doing that a lot
  4. Yeah.. you fucked up
  5. I can still hear my drill sergeants. ” You’re tore up from the floor up!” ”You’re ate up from the grate up!” ” I bet your parents put paint in your cereal when you were a kid didn’t they?” After accidentally marching the entire platoon into a ditch on the side of the road when in a leadership position... “You could mess up a two car funeral. I bet you’ll be glad when today is over won’t you!?” “why are you eyeballing me do you want to throw down?” “Your boots look like you polished them with a Hershey bar. Nah don’t even worry about it Low Crown. Too easy... first platoon attennn...hooah! Half right hooah! Front leaning rest position hurrr!” they would make us guess what they liked on their cheeseburgers while we were getting smoked and even though we kept notes it still changed every single time. ”I don’t like no mayonnaise Low Crown! Push! ” fn hilarious & I still think about them
  6. Yeah this isn't getting enough airplay on this post. They're fucking hilarious..... Had a gaming buddy from Oz once.... "That fucking cunt is uglier than a bulldog chewing on a wasp.". And it went on like that... every day. 😆
  7. đụ má (S.Vietnamese for mother fucker or just fuck) and puta madre have been lifelong standbys when I want to mix things up from regular ol' shit and fuck.
  8. F'n legend.
  9. I know how it goes. Last time I was up there I had to almost hug the wall on the observation deck at the Tower of the Americas. Absolutely no way I'd walk to the railing let alone look down. Yet, I've gone skydiving.
  10. Makes $20,000 per month. Still can’t afford to have signs printed 🧐
  11. All of this. graduated high school there in the early 90s... moved back for a ranching job in 2006, then another in 2015. there is no middle class in Kerrville. it’s just the wealthy who all got their money from somewhere else and moved there & then it’s mostly just the working poor that’s left.
  12. If you don't think you need this. Fuck you. You do.
  13. There was one month in the mid 90's where I actually paid for porn.
  14. Unclear. I don’t feel like I’m doing much differently than when I did this 10 years ago & had success. The thing is my profile is not even getting views.. vast majority of views come from women that I messaged. Women that came along and decided to look at me...1 a week maybe.I think it’s two things: 1. i’m in a geographic black hole that’s out of the range most women are willing to travel to date. Which is fair. 2. A lot of women mention they have 100 or more messages in their inbox. they aren’t looking at men anyways... they’re trying to screen or just flat out delete the 10 to 20 emails they get a day. This would be an argument for more stand out email copy...& I get that... but I think I’m already fucked by geography in the first place. idk. All I know is I fucking hate this.
  15. I'm back to post that there is nothing to post. Still trying to meet someone online....this has been going on 3 months(?). There are simply no words to describe how awful this is. Geography is not helping anything in my case but it's hard to even really know what's going wrong here because the women don't respond. I'm not a bad looking guy and the messages I send are respectful and engaging. Say you send 20 emails... 10 aren't even going to be read...9 are read and deleted... and maybe you get 1 response. The problem is that it's a woman with no interest in actually meeting anyone... she just wants attention from men all day and has no problem wasting your f'n time. And that's been exactly what it is - constant rejection and frustration. I keep telling myself this is a numbers game and I have to reload and take another shot, and another, but my give a shit is running on E. Don't end up single in your 40's gents. Hold the one you're with.
  16. Over 30 years of adult relationships and I've just never been very attracted to blondes or red heads. A lot of it, truthfully, comes down to the pubes. Apparently I like a dark bush and I just don't find those hair colors particularly attractive down there. Still obligated to answer the question... I'd choose blonde.
  17. Well that's the thing about even traditional oral sex.... whether you do it for her or she does it for you, it's inevitable that at some point you're each going to ingest some even at a molecular level. 😆 Hell when you smell a fart it's because the airborne pieces of shit have lodged in the soft membranes of your nose 😆
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