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Marfa Low Crown

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  1. Years ago when I worked in restaurant management I would encourage waiters with gas to run all the meat and cheese trays they could. "Walk around, air out your pants, stop and talk to folks and show them what all comes on it. Fart all you want and anywhere you want, as long as you're carrying that with you it doesn't matter if you fart right at the table. Just the smell of that Tallegio cheese alone gives you plausible deniability if not flat out immunity."
  2. Is the play here still just to date one of her friends and then watch her suddenly become interested and possessive? Oh... and then blow her the fuck off when she does.
  3. Swing your sword coach. Swing your sword. 🤘
  4. Never used an AI generator in my life but this thread is so funny I couldn’t stay on the sidelines. Here are my first attempts…
  5. She offers Nothing. Any man that can afford even half of her demands can bag a better looking 20-something (and better looking would NOT be hard to do here) that also has no kids and none of her bullshit. I worked with an entitled cunt like this woman one time. 50+ years old, four kids, married a rich man who did everything and was then going through a divorce. She actually thought she could still dictate the dating game with these kinds of demands. Had to tell her to manage her expectations of what she was worth on the dating market today. You aren't gold. You don't appreciate. You're a used car and you got driven off the lot a long time ago. Still, I find it hard to believe that woman's profile is real lol
  6. I'm single in a small town and I wouldn't wish it on anyone. All the good women are taken and what's left is just trash that gets passed around. My father keeps telling me all kinds of reasons why Asian women are better and that I need to branch out to the nearest big city to date some. He meant well, so I didn't tell him I've slept with a couple in the past and the noises they make in bed sounds like someone is killing a cat. I mean, bad enough that doggy became my preferred position so I could stick my fingers in my ears. Still, he's probably right...
  7. Pre-menopausal symptoms ended my last long-term relationship. There was a little bit of the mood swings etc. but what killed it was her shutting down sexually. I told her I would stand by her through anything but to please understand that just because her drive went away didn't mean that mine did. I asked her if she would just 'help me out' from time to time but after that conversation she never did or even thought about it. I went through a year of that before I finally told her I would never cheat on her but I also wasn't going to live like a starved beggar for my personal needs. I told her there were just so many nights I could lie next to someone I loved and was attracted to who didn't want anything to do with me. I did what was the right thing for myself and broke up with her. Truly hope your experience is better and y'all get through it.
  8. Sounds like they need some birth control
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