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Marfa Low Crown

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  1. Cons: Lost job. Can’t find a job. Living off savings Cant go anywhere Can’t do anything Can’t get laid Pros: Due to boredom, my chops are up and I can out-drink any of you fuckers who have been spending this time being productive. In the nicest way possible, fuck this thread
  2. USC? Fuck those guys lemme know how it ends
  3. Thread needs more ghost porn.
  4. Recently relocated to the family estate home to assist with a large and ongoing remodel project. The house is fucking haunted. It's been haunted for as long as anyone can remember and it's a topic of open conversation in the family. Everyone has at least one creepy story to tell about an experience they've had and even some of the workers we've hired have had stuff happen. It's a large two story house with 6 bedrooms but the unanimous contention is that most of the ju ju is upstairs. Just some of what goes on around here... Being woken up in the middle of the night because someone sat on the bed with you - turn lights on, no one there. Being woken up in the middle of the night because someone has blown on you - turn lights on, no one there. A feeling of panic and inability to breathe in one room especially Animals unwilling to go upstairs A guest who did stay up there completely alone with their pet cat reported the cat wouldn't sleep and growled at the closet the entire night Feelings of unease, being followed, being watched Unexplained noises Guests in separate rooms have reported having unsettling and nearly identical dreams ... and it goes on. Now, the best part is the room everyone agrees is the most haunted in the whole house yeah...that's the one that's about to become mine. Haunted houses whatcha got?
  5. Getting to this party a little late but I'll throw in two cents. Lived in 100+ year old farm house for five years and with all its cracks and crevices it had a terrible scorpion problem. Once spring rolled around and especially after a rain, they'd start coming in. Demon is mixed with water and following the 2-packet / double strength directions gives you the scorpion killer. Much like what's already been mentioned you need to douse every crack and crevice where you even think they might be getting in. If you have a pier and beam house I'd really recommend all around the base boards / outside skirting etc. Demon dries into a white powder after it has been sprayed and it kills any scorpion that walks through it for 2-3 months. Letting that amount of time pass without spraying I might have found 20+ live scorpions in that house. With the demon I'd maybe find 3-4 by the time I needed to spray again and they were already dead as shit.
  6. How do we know this woman is not just in love with getting DP’d?
  7. SIAP - A little follow up on the Azul family of games. Regular Azul as well as the Summer Pavilion and Sintra variants can be played on Steam. They do require the purchase of the Tabletop Simulator ($20) but this allows you to play a great many other games found in the "workshop". I have never liked Steam.. I think it's a clunky, disorganized, fucking mess written by lazy programmers. As a user with little / no experience using the platform I did not find Azul easy to get up and going but it can be done. If there's interest I can post a brief install tutorial. Naturally if anyone wants to play let me know. 🤘
  8. Also a nice night in this part of SE Texas. Got some Old Bay cream of crab soup ready to go and I'm going to pair it with green rice ; a cilantro, scallion, secret puree that turns white rice up to 11. Couple of hand mixed Tito's and topo's to get the buzz level moving and now switching to beer to moderate it. Tomorrow is Friday and I ain't got no job and I aint' got shit to do.
  9. Surly 1% is surly
  10. Interpreter: would
  11. She needs to embrace her inner corch
  12. Marfa Low Crown

    High

    FFS... late getting home and finally on the scoreboard. It's nice, too... on the front porch and the guy next door is weedwhacking. Waited to light up until he got close and turned his back to me... blew a couple of nice hits right at him. I have plausible deniability and he has to be wondering wtf he just chopped up in the yard? Happy 420
  13. Making progress and getting closer...
  14. This might cover both...
  15. Starting earlier every day. Tito's & topo on the front porch. Got a good look at my sorry ass in the bathroom mirror this morning. I'm now estimating 10 alcohol related pounds added since stay in place began. 🤘
  16. On a somewhat related note, I learned of a flaw on Lovehoney.com's website while I was buying a fleshlight that was lovingly modeled after some porn actresse's blown out junk. You can enter any email into their 'forgot password' field and it will send an email to that address whether it's in the database or not. Registered users get a reset link and users not in the database get a branded email from Lovehoney informing them their email isn't on record. I can see some entertainment potential here...
  17. Yeah. It also kind of sounds like they're going to push merch on hand or some such pretty hard before they give the cash back. Hopefully they make it easier than cancelling a dating site subscription or finding PayPal's phone number.
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