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Marfa Low Crown

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  1. They're low balling him. I mean, Manziel got paid $6m to be exposed while in the NFL.
  2. So many questions here. Is that a 2wd with an ornamental middle axle? Where is the Tapout sticker?
  3. I'm thinking that boy just saw his first pair of floppers.
  4. Why did they have a meeting about those guys? Those are some bad dudes...
  5. It -is- uncomfortable farting on a plane. For starters the seats don't give you enough wiggle room to fully open up the butt cheeks. My M.O. has always been to air it out in the aisle. This is best done if you can find a human shield to follow on the way to the bathroom. Benefits include crop dusting a large portion of the passengers on the plane whilst having plausible deniability - no one knows if it was you or the other person who did it.
  6. I got up this morning and took a nice, long, Bohls to start the day. I'd describe it as physical yet businesslike.
  7. A bit of a bullshit scenario. How many of these UCF players could even get into Stanford? I'd put the over at 1 and bet the under.
  8. None. He left it all to Gundy
  9. There's a thread® for that
  10. I'm reminded that Willie Taggart's S&C coach, Irele Oderinde, was suspended when they were at Oregon after Oderinde's workout landed three kids in the hospital. I would say there are some red flags in the S&C program down there and if it wasn't Florida State, I'd probably give a shit.
  11. Fat Friend Effect. In this case, they're a school even more dysfunctional than we are and we look better for it
  12. Dad joke level - strong
  13. Wasn't able to make it on Saturday but looking for some game day feel on this thread. For the people who were there, did you order any beers in the stands and have your concession person try to keep some / most / all of your change each time...or was that just last year?
  14. It's 1:22 a.m. and I just awoke in a panic with barely enough time to get to the bathroom before I put down a high octane pile of soft serve. I'm tellin' ya the older you get the shorter the warning time on stuff like this. I blame the bacon wrapped jalapenos. Anyways while I was in there, I was thinking about this thread.
  15. Pretty sure the UNI coach recommends the land crab. On to double OT
  16. 5'9" with the afro?
  17. Fuuuuck.... 😂
  18. That's fantastic.
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