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Marfa Low Crown

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  1. Sounds like they need some birth control
  2. There are few things better than waltzing into a hotel you're not staying at and obliterating the nearly-always freshly cleaned bathroom in total privacy without a soul around.... but you're missing one small thing.... and that is when you walk out, they thank you. Epic.
  3. Despite being a regular contributor to these threads in the past, I really did have a good run going over the last year. Apart from a truly catastrophic shart that cost me my underwear and my long johns around this time last winter, it had been smooth sailing and I had been shart-free for about a year. I had gotten a handle on things and corrected some lifestyle habits (beer and bean and cheese tacos on the same day seemed to be a major culprit). Well, that all came to an end as my slightly hungover self was walking up the stairs with my morning coffee. Pushing off on the last step at the top of the landing, I decided to let a little air out and.... splat! Full bowlegged waddle to the bathroom, disrobing after a major league home run shot that blasted through both underwear and pants alike. Stepping into the shower I was thinking WTF? Where in the hell did that come from?! Then I started reconstructing yesterday's events..... 1. You f'n judged at a chili cookoff yesterday, Marfa. You judged F'N BEANS at the final table, Marfa. 2. You drank a f'n 12 pack at the contest you dumb shit and then your drunk ass ate a pint of gotdamn icecream before you passed out. I have no one and I mean NO ONE to blame but myself.
  4. Ah! I was added straight to admin so I never really saw the page as a regular user. Everything I see on my end shows the full name and FB link to the person who was making posts before. Thanks a lot for the clarification and response
  5. I've recently taken over the facebook account for a business I've started managing. I'm set up as an admin but I don't want my name and personal facebook account visible to the page users. My personal facebook account is my own private life and I want that separate from my job. I'm not finding a way to change this in any way? What do I do... set up a new FB account separate from my personal one and use that? Any help appreciated.
  6. From temper tantrum to federal offense, in 3….2….1
  7. #1 Passing offense in the country Top 10 in scoring and a 1000 yard rusher and 1500 yard receiver. I'd expect the Okie State game plan on steroids and executed better; minimal running and bombs away at our secondary. My guess is we'll need to score at least 35 to win this. Good news is we can. Gain some weight Shit. See those hips and thighs? Would
  8. Vietnamese Pho does that to me. Learned this the hard way of course, I think I documented the story on a past shart thread. Yes, Pho has cost me two pairs of underwear, a pair of socks, and an undershirt so it's risky business eating it without a plan. I'll only eat it within two miles of the house or where I'm staying if I'm out of town. As an added precaution, because you just never know, I also scope out the restaurant bathroom before I order. If the bathroom is dodgy I order something else. It's a guaranteed full blown vacating of the bowels so I can never be too cautious.
  9. I can only assume silent but deadly
  10. Holidays became something completely different and magical when I finally had enough and cut bait with about half of my family. Haven't seen my mother, her husband, or half of my siblings in 3.5 years. No more Thanksgiving meals of canned peas and microwaved smoked turkey. No more mindless bullshit conversations about tractors, trucks, and hunting which are the only three things these people are conversant in. To say it's bliss to spend my holidays with hand-picked family with whom there's mutual respect and support is an understatement. To those with a shitty family I would only say, do not ever be afraid to cut them out of your life and tend to your own happiness. Happy Holidays!
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