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    Textbook Mack Brown right there.
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    Probably not where this thread was supposed to go but dammit I'm going there
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    Bro.. do you even middle school?
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    Women do get wooly
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    That doesn't add up. History tells us Roosevelt Leaks planted the flag at Iwo Jima and went on to lead us to a national championship later that year.
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    and that's when the big bucks start rolling in
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    I don't know if that's Diaz or not.... I could see Muschamp going balls deep perhaps 🤣
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    The expectations at UNC are lower than he tried to manage them to be at Texas.. so much so that he'll make multiple butt rapes look golly gee shucks consensual in his press conferences for a while. I'm guessing we'll see snippy, stare-down-the-reporter, thin skinned Mack after Clemson and others have been pushing his shit in for a while. I'm guessing year three.
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    Panty Raid offense?
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    That cannon looks like it came out of a lake and the telephone company supplied the wheels. Fuggit.. I'm down with San Antonio. Go Roadrunners
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    Well... the criteria is the same one I use in real life more or less. Essentially, I look for an unrepentant dirty freak who might whisper something in my ear during sex like "Hurry up before daddy comes home". With that in mind, I ranked them going from Left to Right. Also I like brunettes and #1 looks like she might take it up the butt too.
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    Surly dropping the ball here but I like em' trashy so.. 1,4,3,2
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    If she can become around as famous as Kirstie Alley I reckon she'll have her retirement years made.
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    Tyson King Feel free to read and react
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    I predict that if Mack Brown makes the 2023 playoffs he will still be a fucking pussy.
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    Haven't given a shit about the Heisman since 96' when Orlando Pace didn't win it. When the trophy starts going to 'the most outstanding player in the country' and not always to a qb / rb on a highly ranked team, maybe I'll care again.
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    How hard is it to have fun playing against Kyler Murray? Asking for a friend
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    Gonna have to rep this tomorrow 🤣
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    Do the players there like white women? Because Texas State has a lot of white women
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    Mack to UNC almost certainly gives Mad Dog a job again. I just learned today that Krispy Kreme started in NC. Somebody should probably warn them.
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    Not everyone can throw a pig skin a quarter mile
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    Preemptively lowering expectations before the CCG? I don't know... whole thing sounds like some pussy shit Mack would have said.
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    That's up there with the Coryatt hit. That looks a little too violent to be legal in today's game but I'm too lazy to look it up.

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