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Marfa Low Crown

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  1. Welp.... had the worst eggs benedict of my life at a San Antonio area Jim's this morning and spent the drive home squirming in the seat with butt cheeks in full clench mode. No regrets though, to me it's worth the risk of shitting in my own car than doing so in a Jim's bathroom. I made it home. It was real close... keys fumbling at the front door in sheer panic... but I made it and it's at this point I'd like to say that if you haven't sharted with the assistance of a squatty potty you're missing out. We hit some fine notes - a cacophonous shart paired with the bowel opening power of the squatty potty isn't too far off from the raw glory of, say, an SG plugged into a Marshall stack. It's a classic you're not likely to improve upon. Still looking for the squatty potty to gift me the legendary unbroken two footer, but in the meantime I'll take musical moments like today.
  2. I'm thinking...Eric Badlands Booker Mountain Dew Camacho. Future president.
  3. Fuuuck.... been laughing at this for half the morning 🤣
  4. It's easy to laugh at this when you don't have any skin in the game.
  5. None. Give me the fudge and keep the nuggets
  6. Outside the Pac 12 I'd probably agree but Palo Alto and Boulder aren't huge reaches.
  7. Just shoot a coat of primer on it then look inside.
  8. What a funny fucking video. Mom does seem fun. Would.
  9. Jesus fucking Christ. Parent of the year award. I didn't learn shart until I was in my 20's. Keep being you sir and teaching the good word. Welcome, Mach. Welcome.
  10. If I were to marry a shit it would be a stout shit. There's an unwavering realness there. What comes out looks just like what came in. I don't want any surprises after I say "I do".
  11. What snarts here changes the world?
  12. Agree. Auburn is serving notice here
  13. Still pretty widely called the sneeze fart iirc.... not sure why snart never really took off.
  14. Here's an electric entrance for them
  15. I live in a 100 year old ranch house and scorpions are a major problem. I was getting stung in bed 4-5 times per year until I finally figured out how they were getting into the house. Once, there was one hiding under a dinner plate I'd put on the counter. When I picked up the plate it stung me on the inside of my finger and I felt the sting in the exact same place on my other hand..it must have hit a nerve. I thought I was being electrocuted for a half a second. Good times The hatred is real, however. Whenever I was stung in bed I'd pick up the scorpion with tweezers, cut its claws and stinger off with a pair of scissors, then gently place under a tree in the yard where it could starve to death. The pesticide Demon, mixed correctly, will fuck scorpions up and it lasts for several months. Personally, I don't think their sting is all that bad..... red wasps on the other hand....
  16. I support this. Mack was a statistical diarrhea guy anyways and there's no reason to re-invent the wheel.
  17. Charlie had transitioned to "Bad Moon Rising" by the time we discovered the place and you're absolutely right... it was a tone deaf rendition belted out with such disregard for the sanctity of music that I can still hear it to this day. 🤣 My high school Spanish III 'expertise' was heavily compromised by the Coronitas but what I could gather from the couple of locals we'd friended there was that the guy was known for being half crazy, fully drunk, and didn't take too kindly to the bar being infiltrated by gringo kids.
  18. Although not particularly sketchy, Charlie's Attic on Airport in Austin deserves some love here. Notorious for not carding, I can't be the only surly poster who waded through the peanut shells there and drank underage. The most sketchy goes to a bar in Nuevo Laredo we stumbled into in high school called La Faena. My buddy went to take a leak after we'd been there for a while and one of the locals forcibly intercepted him and made him use the restroom upstairs. Came to find out there was a guy waiting in the downstairs bathroom who was going to stab the first one of us that walked in. We got the fuck outta there
  19. That's some deep shit. Roy Batty and Anton Chigurh are my favorite villains of all time. RIP Rutger
  20. It's fitting Adrian Peterson ended up broke. After all, he told us years ago that the NFL was modern slavery.
  21. I hope the wheel chair lady has a current and valid CDL. The victim may be entitled by compensation.
  22. That's not the point and they weren't trying to. This was 50's era Americanized Mexican food. A total throwback and that's what made it great. I was wondering about that. This kind of food is low cost high profit... I wonder if they shopped the business around at all or just want to liquidate fast. Fuck it... it'll probably be condos in a year anyways
  23. Fuck. My. Life. I remember when they still brought saltines to the table and the waiters (all with huge stomachs from eating there I am sure) wore those smoking jackets with food stains on them. This restaurant traumatized every woman I ever took there who was watching her waistline (which apparently was all of them, I guess), and it became my bros only go-to for lunch. This was my grandparent's Mexican food... a praline or sherbert with every meal. This place was everything that was still right in the world. Give me the David special with a tea and we're done here. Dude, this one hurts..
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