Where to start…
Me and buddy had fake ids and early release our Spring semester junior year so we got out of school at 1:21. We had nothing to do so we decided to go to Wolfies and drink beer and eat hot wings. We spend all afternoon there and then head to the woods behind his neighborhood to meet other friends.
We are drinking hanging out in this clearing then I decide to take my Honda Accord instead of his truck and decide to off road it. I am ripping through these trails that we have done 100s of times in trucks and four wheelers but never in a 90s Honda Accord. All was going well until the motor blew up.
I decide to get a tow truck so my dad doesn’t find out. Somehow cops show up Im drunk with a blown engine. I get a MIP and then the cop calls my dad because he owns it. So I’m fucked there as well. Dad shows up none to pleased, they tow my car and he drives me home. The next morning was not so great.
Not as bad but funny. Me and a buddy are walking into a party with a shitload of Bud Light and Keystone as we are walking down the street a Harris County Sheriff sees us and spotlights us, buddy jumps behind a bush with the spotlights on him and I hide in neighbors lawn. Cop comes on PA and says come out now and he would be fair with us so we comply. He allows my sister who was a sophomore at UT home for winter break to pick me up. No consequences.