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Whatever

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  1. Agree with all except I think WVU will win one of theirs.
  2. Don't forget about the hard-wired mouse. This pic is quite accurate for aggy since it's 10-15 years behind the times and looks to be in a shithole.
  3. No badmouthing at all. I'll make them again and if I encounter another shart attack it will be well worth it.
  4. Just keep eating the way you do and it'll happen for sure. The last time I made leftover Manwich naoch is the last time I experienced a Shart Attack.
  5. I'm on the Fuck roaches/waterbugs train. Fuck them to high holy Hell. I'm from a rural CenTex area and also worked in the golf business for 19 years. I've been stung by red and black wasps, yellow jackets, bees and scorpions on quite a few occasions. I still don't fear any of them, much less snakes and spiders, which love to eat flies and mosquitoes. I welcome most spiders or snakes into my yard. My grandparents' house was infested with waterbugs and I've woken up with them crawling on me a few times, which is a few too many. Their speed and propensity to surprise you out of nowhere have mind-fucked me for all of my 36 years on this Earth. I still don't know what their purpose is on the planet.
  6. So I just sat on the couch. It's wet. I ask the wife why and she tells me the 3 year old sharted while sitting on it and it needed to be cleaned. 6 year old pipes up, "I remember my first shart!" and proceeds to tell us when and where it happened.
  7. Ronnie Mullins was co-MVP of that game. He later was HC of my team at Frisco HS.
  8. "There'll be no catching the Priest!"
  9. Not a bad start to my Saturday. Ate 3/4 of it before I remembered to take a pic. My omelette flipping skills are abysmal at best, but it still tasted great.
  10. I just have to laugh Curb stomp the sister fuckers Take the loss pussy!
  11. Naoch with leftover taco meat from last night. The beauty is in the simplicity.
  12. This is how it's fucking done.
  13. I didn't know either. Someone left it the last time we had a party, and it was my last beer.
  14. She wasn't free...she was with me.
  15. Kids wanted chili dogs and we are out of Wolf (I know, I know) so I made a homemade lazy chili. Also out of japs, onions and decent beer, but eating the scraps in the pantry/fridge/freezer is the essence of the thread. We desperately need to go to the store.
  16. The annual November LHN game is when I take my son. 2 seasons ago he had just turned 5 and I took him to the KU game. Last season was ISU. This year will be KSU. Weather is typically great and he's had a blast both times.
  17. Looks awesome. What do cases of Natty cost in CA?
  18. Absolutely. I can pick 'em out in about 3 seconds. Aggy has a "look".
  19. My 6 yo boy ate about 3 pieces of bread. It made a great bed for this deer sausage from last season's hunt, and there was no wasted bread. I dropped some Tapatio on there but I don't think it's visible. French's yellow mustard rounds it out. Dos in a can makes it complete.
  20. That comma is brilliantly used.
  21. Often? How about always.
  22. Dude...it's San Marcos.
  23. Show me your setup, fancy California boy.
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