Juicy

Things not going well for Parliament

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2007_Appalachian_State_vs._Michigan_football_game

As a northern boy I just found Aaron Watson and can't stop listening to him. Man he fucking jams.

lost in all this was X-pac standing in the back of the line https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1495492922673963010?s=20&t=Lkz8vYYNni2MsegWSE-akA

I think Michigan is fucking this up even more by waiting for the B1G's decision. Suspend him for the rest of the season and move on, or just move on from him. Waiting for the B1G to make the decision makes it look like you can't handle your own shit. And make sure your punishment is more than what the big 10 will do.

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I always thought it was just a bitch slap or a pimp slap. You southern boys are wild.

Yeah I don't agree with it at all. Howard is a fucking idiot and its a terrible look for Michigan after a great run last year. There is plenty of blame to go around here. I don't give a shit about the time out (but whoever was comparing calling a time out when you are losing to calling a time out when you are up 15 is an idiot) but its like the drunk dude at the bar, once someone is fired up there is no talking sense into them. Howard wouldn't forget it, who gives a shit, no point in grabbing him and trying to make him see your point of view right then. All these coaches no each other, call him later and talk it out, not while one guy is all fired up. Howard no matter how fired up you get you can not throw a fucking punch at a guy, national TV or not. I don't care if it is an empty arena you cant throw a punch. This isn't the XFL. Howard, idiot. Gard, dumb. The no name assistant dude who through jumping into the scrum to get in Howard's face, moron. Coaches should protect their players, i feel bad for the players on both sides who thought they needed to jump in to protect their coach.

If Juwan hadn't lost his shit last year on Mark Turgeron and told him he was going to "fucking kill you" I think he probably makes it out of this one. As is I don't see how he can continue as a coach of college kids. Maybe the change from a fist to an open hand claw will save him but he is done for the year no matter what. Gard is a fucking idiot for not just letting Juwan blow past him in the line when he was clearly heated, as soon as Gard grabbed Juwan it went from a non issue to a melee.

Well this is happening at Oakland Hills right now. So much for the US open coming back

So why didn't the indian go to oregon and bring his "wife" back in spring, seems like a dangerous trip for one hot chick to make by herself....

man i wish the lions could get a quarterback like Stafford for once...... oh wait.

Today made my brain hurt.

Yeah definitely Defeated here.

In all the chaos that was this offseason, I think Michigan did as well as they could. Weiss/Moore and Minter/Clink should give the team continuity to build off of what they did last year. The schedule is super easy so should go into Columbus with a shot at another playoff.

IMO Mcdonald is a much bigger loss than Gattis. Michigan still has Moore and Weiss to help on offense. Keeping the defense going is going to be tougher. Gattis also showed his ass on the way out with a pouting text to current players, he can fuck off and enjoy purgatory in Miami where coaches go to die.

Gattis apparently wasn't allowed to recruit after he banged xavier worthy's mom which ultimately worked out for texas as it caused Xavier to transfer. From over a year ago https://twitter.com/mattymehhh/status/1382852864024965133?s=20&t=VYM8qpAAzqaQ_jD5ODW-8A I would have done it too. https://twitter.com/NickyNicole_J/status/1356392537460625408?s=20&t=C3IkW0PDnxpGve1bMi84vg

What a clown show

One good season at Baylor where he never beat a ranked team. I do not think he would be an upgrade.

Balas has been pretty spot on with everything recently. https://www.on3.com/teams/michigan-wolverines/news/jim-harbaugh-plans-to-sign-with-the-minnesota-vikings/ Sources have also confirmed that Carolina Panthers coach Matt Rhule is, indeed, on Michigan A.D. Warde Manuel’s wish list to replace Harbaugh should the Wolverines make an external hire. Rhule is coming off a pair of five-win seasons at Carolina, but he had great success at Temple, including a pair of 10-win seasons. He led Baylor to an 11-win season his third year, but finished the 2019 season with losses to Oklahoma and Georgia. Rhule, however, never beat a ranked team during his time with the Bears. If the Wolverines go with an internal hire, sources believe it’s Mike Hart — not Josh Gattis — who will get the look. The running backs coach was Associate Head coach at Indiana in addition to RBs coach. He joined Harbaugh’s staff after helping lead the Hoosiers to an outstanding season, including a win over U-M.

Apparently Michigan is down to two replacements. FML Matt Rhule......... I guess only because he is better than the other guy. FML FML FML Mike Hart. This is Brady cHoke all over again

Make saban say no..... that is the best comment to coaching searches of all time going to be a brutal couple weeks

Oh man I forgot how amazing coaching searches are. The list of replacements. Tom Brady Sean Payton Mark Stoops Urban Meyer Jay Harbaugh

What a wild way for it to all come to an end.

In the disappointment of the loss I forgot about how Canada's keeper literally looked like your average rec league soccer dude. Sweatpants, sloppy bald head and a beer gut. I kept waiting for someone to come get him and be like rec league starts AFTER the WCQ buddy, back to the parking lot for a few more hours. And the US couldn't score on that dude.