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Stella Link

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  1. Q: How do you know an Aggie is about to die? A: At the family reunion, he yells: "Hey everybody....watch me do this".....
  2. God bless Mrs. Bush and the Bush family.
  3. Interesting that he died on Friday the 13th.....RIP
  4. Grab the lawn chairs and bucket of chicken....this is going to be good....
  5. Used to love to go to Acapulco. Always stayed at the Las Brisas...lots of history.
  6. At this point, rain looks to be totally missing H-Town...
  7. You would think when the murders and crap start hitting the tourist areas, the Mexican government will finally do something about it.
  8. Q: When planning a funeral, how many chairs do you need for the pallbearers? A: You need seven. Six for each pallbearer, and one for Rigamortis to sit in.
  9. Man buns....especially douches who wear them with short hair.
  10. College Station looks like a nice place to settle down.....(OMG, I just threw up in my mouth a little bit)!!!
  11. I got an invitation to a cocktail party that said "black tie only". But when I got there, everyone was wearing tuxedos.
  12. When thinking of my parents, especially when facing a situation where they gave me good advise and guidance before I needed it. Both gone too soon.
  13. 1950s "To Tell the Truth" and "What's My Line" 1970s "Match Game" and "Family Feud" all on BUZZR
  14. Q: What did the apple say to the orange? A: Nothing, silly...apples can't talk!
  15. Bob Lanier....stood up to Bud Adams Judge Ted Poe...loved it when his sentences included carrying and displaying a sign in public
  16. A grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hey! We have a drink named after you!". Confused, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named Steve?"
  17. I'm a runner and developed joint pain in my knees several years ago. Arthritis runs in my family and both parents had it pretty bad. My aunt told me to take a teaspoon of cod liver oil every day. Yeah, right. All I needed was a old wives' tale solution. Since nothing else worked, I tried it. Two days later my knee pain was gone. Now I take three capsules every day. Whenever I stop taking it, the pain comes back. Don't know how, but it works for me.
  18. Normally don't have a problem with spring pollen, but this year it's kicked my butt.
  19. Confucius say: "Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up in morning with stinky finger".
  20. Legendary Houston socialite and philanthropist. A street is named after her off the South Loop.
  21. Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?
  22. Q: How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears? A: A buccaneer!
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