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royiv

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  1. What if you live in HISD?
  2. Then you haven’t had a proper massage. My wife and I each get a 90 minute massage each month from a therapist that comes to our house. It helps tremendously to work out the knots you get from sitting and working at a computer, workout recovery, any nagging aches and pains, etc. We consider it to be an integral part of our overall wellness.
  3. Up for parole next year. He’ll probably get a second act in the NFL like Vick did.
  4. That windshield wiper is so fucking ridiculous.
  5. AUS is the most frequent origin/destination for his jet.
  6. And 2 out of those 3 call Austin home.
  7. Valerie will always be grateful to you for being her guardian angel.
  8. I mean, if you’re cool driving a Swastikar, have at it.
  9. *Terms & Conditions Apply. Laws still apply to non-MAGA citizens.
  10. Of course, that’s the point. Guys like Tucker and Watson are predators who get a thrill from taking advantage of women that are in a position of weakness in the power dynamic. True therapeutic massage is not an erotic experience.
  11. I don’t know how you could be turned on during a true therapeutic massage. When I’ve got someone jamming their elbow into tight muscles trying to work out knots and tension, I’m concentrating too much on my breathing to think about anything else. It’s hardly an erotic experience.
  12. Dude is a real life Dr. Evil creating a platoon of Mini Mes.
  13. What does this even mean? What is there to oppose about a person living their life in peace?
  14. My BIL, who might actually be the most interesting man in the world, worked a summer seasonal job as a park ranger in Yellowstone four years ago. This is a man who has a PhD, is a master wooden boat builder, built his home by himself, has fished salmon in Alaska professionally, served in the Peace Corps and has been a Fulbright Scholar in India amongst other accomplishments. He lists his summer in Yellowstone working the entrance gate and interacting with visitors as one of his favorite experiences. Our national parks are a treasure that should not be trifled with.
  15. Did Meat Pimp get drafted in the first round by USDA? I hope he doesn’t get swept up in this mess.
  16. So, national orgs then?
  17. Safety is not a problem. Manhattan is a safe place. Like any major city, be aware of your surroundings and you will be totally safe. For god’s sake, don’t take a trip to Manhattan and ruin it by staying in Jersey.
  18. Nope. Still makes no sense. Your brain is completely broken, but we already knew that from elsewhere.
  19. royiv

    Houston BBQ

    Ah, yes, the endless strip malls of Westheimer from 610 to infinity. The pinnacle of culture. Plus, I prefer not to associate with aggy. The loop is their kryptonite.
  20. royiv

    Houston BBQ

    Might as well be El Paso.
  21. Wants to take the fam to NYC and you suggest Jersey Fucking City for lodging? This is insanely bad advice.
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