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royiv

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Everything posted by royiv

  1. To be fair, our police forces have become militarized and neither serve nor protect the people.
  2. You choose the weirdest things to get bent out of shape about.
  3. Except those guys probably don’t get many second dates.
  4. If the Tesla board wasn’t a sham, they should demand that he check himself into rehab and go on an apology tour. That won’t happen, of course, because the board has zero independence.
  5. It will be interesting to see if we can make it through this summer without mass violence.
  6. My dad always says that the thing he’s looking forward to the most in the afterlife is being reunited with all the dogs he’s known that have died before him.
  7. Crips Lake is harder.
  8. Go ask your SpaceX questions in the SpaceX thread.
  9. Obvious satire since both of them pee sitting down.
  10. Just admit that you had an icy cold take and move on. It would be a lot less embarrassing than tripling down.
  11. Sucks that she lives in South Carolina. We need people like her in states where they can actually win their race.
  12. You guys need to learn some of the surly jokes. The taco purists are tortilla snobs.
  13. Red wine makes a delicious pairing with fish.
  14. You find her attractive? She’s got that super fake plastic skin and features MAGA look. It’s hideous to me.
  15. Reported.
  16. Same. Many times. “Hey, look if I pee over here it goes to the Pacific, if I pee over here it goes to the Atlantic!” I had a very basic understanding of how that worked.
  17. Please cite a source. My ass fried in the stands and I don’t recall any kickoffs being moved to 7a or 10p to avoid the heat of the day. It hits 100 degrees by 10a in PHX in the early months of the season.
  18. Blake Shelton’s taint.
  19. Kristi Noem says otherwise.
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