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orangebird

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  1. This. I have seen enough of these to know better. Yes, on paper, we should fuckstomp them back to Bolivia. But I have seen a lot of Texas-0U games where the better team (on paper) doesn't always win. I'm not going to celebrate this one until the scoreboard shows Texas with more points than 0U with zero left on the clock.
  2. Toss-up between that or the updates about bat shit in the stairwells.
  3. Brent Venables thinks Whataburger is vastly improved after that outfit in Chicago took it over.
  4. I think I looked forward to Byrne's "Weekly Wednesday" updates more than aggy did. Those were comedy gold.
  5. My dad used to let me taste his Budweiser when I was about that age. I fucking hated it, and I thought for a long time that all beer was gross. That was probably exactly why he did it. Only into my late teens did I realize that there are much better brews out there than Budweiser.
  6. From Central North Carolina, where the local teams are sucking ass this year... FIGHT
  7. Nice win by the ponies today, great job. I'm still feeling a little petty after the way TCU yapped at us on our way out of the Big XII. Who's laughing now, bitches?
  8. "James Madison during the daytime in Keenan Stadium just scares you to death."
  9. And I'd give Arky at least a 50/50 shot of winning the meteor game next week.
  10. May just be copium on my part, but I wonder how much Tennessee gameplanned for him. Now that there's a bit of film on him, I am hoping our guys will be ready.
  11. I was pretty shocked when I checked the scores today and saw that JMU hung 70 on UNC. Like, how the hell did that happen? Really funny to me that Duke was the only major school in North Carolina to get a football win today. I remember not that long ago when Duke football was an utter laughing stock. Strange times we live in.
  12. My understanding is that he was pretty pissed at OU after they passed him over in favor of Riley. I'm not 100% sure he'd take that job now.
  13. Honestly wouldn't surprise me if FSU shitcans Norvell before long, too. Man, what a timeline.
  14. My son attends UO, so I peripherally follow the Ducks. Was pretty bummed when the Pac-12 blew up, but the conference did that to themselves. Still hope the Civil War can continue on into the future, as it is such an important rivalry in Oregon.
  15. Wasn't too long ago that TEs catching passes for us were about as rare as unicorns. This Texas team is legit nasty. So many weapons. Going to be fun watching guys like Helm playing on Sundays.
  16. This. Has anyone watched either of Oregon's two games so far this season? They have struggled to barely beat both Idaho and Boise State. I think this season's Texas team would beat both of those teams by at least four touchdowns. Not saying that they aren't capable of improvement, but right now, they are absolutely not any more impressive than Michigan.
  17. One of my favorite silly jokes is that when I do the Hook Em sign, I tell people I'm doing the 0U sign upside down.
  18. Sam will forever be in my top five of all-time favorite Texas QBs, just for that line alone.
  19. +1 Look, we're Texas. Act like we've been there before.
  20. Davis Warren aside, I've always lowkey liked the Wolverines. Hope you guys rebuild and get better as the season progresses.
  21. Can confirm, my grandmother lived in Snyder for many years. Used to drive out that way twice a year as a family to visit from Houston. Not a lot there but oil wells and tumbleweeds. Great place to take lots of naps, because there's nothing else to do.
  22. That was my thought when I first heard that aggy hired him...wait, wasn't he that dumb chump who was on ESPN about 20 years ago? Yep. aggy nailed that hire.
  23. You're not wrong, but I can't see Saban touching that dumpster fire with a 50 foot pole. He strikes me as a no nonsense, no bullshit kind of guy who really would not care one iota about their weird culture and turditions.
  24. The only thing that would make this even funnier is if aggy were to hire David Pierce to succeed Schlossnagle. Go on aggy, do it! He's been to a CWS, and I bet he would work fairly cheap, so you guys could continue paying off that ridiculous Jimbo contract.
  25. So apparently aggy isn't "SEC tough" after all, then.
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