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orangebird

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  1. Stop, I can only get so erect.
  2. And that was an absolutely pitch perfect classy response. I already knew he was a great player, but I couldn't be any prouder to have a guy like him representing our school.
  3. Check the newspaper classifieds for the next foreclosure auction down at the courthouse.
  4. I realize I am an old, but I had no clue who these people even were. I thought they were just some aggy randos that Gameday pulled out of the audience or something.
  5. Wisner got that dawg in him. Just goes to show you that half the time, the recruiting services don't know shit. He may not have the physical gifts of Baxter or Blue, but his motor never stopped, and he got tons of yards after contact. I'll take a guy like that any time. Just wish we could get the RB room healthier so we don't risk overusing him.
  6. Taaffe is good people. Love him for standing up for Jake. I hope he goes on to have a great career in the NFL when the time comes.
  7. Moving the goalposts again, I see. Going from "The Ess-Eee-See is gonna roll you stupid sips in 2024!" now to this... Oh aggy, never change.
  8. I legit thought they photoshopped our guy in there. He has brass juevos sitting in the middle of that, much respect.
  9. Quinn and special teams were uglier than a $2 whore, but our D is incredible. Let's get it in Atlanta next week!
  10. Ewers ain't it. Wish we had seen more of Arch this game.
  11. We're gonna herp and derp our way straight to an L if we keep this up.
  12. Wisner putting the entire O on his back. Mad respect. 🤘
  13. This game would be 31-7 0 if we had a QB who didn't have mashed potatoes between his ears.
  14. Fuck. Every time we are about to do something good this quarter, we shoot ourselves in the dick.
  15. Gunnar Helm is going to make himself some serious Travis Kelce money in the League when he gets drafted.
  16. This. I have seen enough of these to know better. Yes, on paper, we should fuckstomp them back to Bolivia. But I have seen a lot of Texas-0U games where the better team (on paper) doesn't always win. I'm not going to celebrate this one until the scoreboard shows Texas with more points than 0U with zero left on the clock.
  17. Toss-up between that or the updates about bat shit in the stairwells.
  18. Brent Venables thinks Whataburger is vastly improved after that outfit in Chicago took it over.
  19. I think I looked forward to Byrne's "Weekly Wednesday" updates more than aggy did. Those were comedy gold.
  20. My dad used to let me taste his Budweiser when I was about that age. I fucking hated it, and I thought for a long time that all beer was gross. That was probably exactly why he did it. Only into my late teens did I realize that there are much better brews out there than Budweiser.
  21. From Central North Carolina, where the local teams are sucking ass this year... FIGHT
  22. Nice win by the ponies today, great job. I'm still feeling a little petty after the way TCU yapped at us on our way out of the Big XII. Who's laughing now, bitches?
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