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  1. orangebird
    Hell I'd take one for the team and do the deed myself if it guaranteed we never had to endure another humiliating, shitty loss like this one. But alas, it won't.
  2. orangebird
    Show me where on next year's schedule we pull out seven games, given that we play both Alabama and UTSA in non-con.
  3. orangebird
    As my father once told me when I fucked up one time long ago: "Son, I'm not even mad. Just disappointed." Those words hit me like a ton of bricks. I vowed to learn from my failures and do better. And those words now pretty much sum up how I feel about Sark and this entire clown show of a season at this point. I'm not even mad anymore. Just disappointed.
  4. orangebird
    I don't think that tweet quite came out the way Anwar intended it to...
  5. orangebird
    In case you haven't noticed by now, Reddit CFB has been mocking us and enjoying schadenfreude at our expense for over ten years now. There is a reason that subreddit isn't on my sub list.
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  7. orangebird
    So if we follow the pattern, then WW3 starts next year?
  8. orangebird
    I'm going to Charlotte next weekend to catch Genesis in concert one last time before Phil Collins kicks the bucket. I am planning to just enjoy the whole show and completely forget that Texas football even exists. Good luck against WVU, you're gonna need it.
  9. orangebird
    Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory...it's what we do.
  10. orangebird
    You know, you're right. Giving up 49 points to Kansas just means you are pretty bad at football, to be honest.
  11. orangebird
    So, we're not covering at this point?
  12. orangebird
    Good God we look like Keystone Cops on defense. Blew up the wrong fucking guy.
  13. orangebird
    They're a good team, don't get me wrong. But not an elite one. Which just further serves to illustrate how gawdawful ours is right now.
  14. orangebird
    We're so bad, the zebras aren't even worth getting worked up over anymore.
  15. orangebird
    Narrator: "...they don't..."
  16. orangebird
    Yep, this team deserves about every last bit of ridicule they get from opposing teams and fanbases at this point. Bring on the SEC chants.
  17. orangebird
    Kansas has dropped 42 points on us midway through the third quarter. Let that marinate for a while.
  18. orangebird
    Fuck it, let Baylor into CFP. Twist that knife even deeper.
  19. orangebird
    Sure they do. They just seem to prefer the submissive role lately.
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  21. orangebird
    FIFY
  22. orangebird
    I went to Illinois for grad school. I don't think Illinois won more than 1-2 games the entire time I was there. Stunning to me to realize that even Illinois would push this pussy ass Texas squad's shit in right now.
  23. orangebird
    So, uh, I'm guessing Kansas is going to cover that 31 point spread, eh, folks?
  24. orangebird
    Sunk cost fallacy, I guess. Imagine paying hundreds of dollars to watch this shit show in person.
  25. orangebird
    Kansas straight up pushing our shit in now. That's enough football for me for this year, boys. Call me when we fire Sark and get someone decent in here.

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