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Bevo be like, "aw hell no, don't put my name on this shit!"

This is almost, "do they play football in China? Because we're about to find out!" level of bottom.

Charlie Strong is looking down at this from his rock bottom and going, "sorry, suckers."

Can we just switch teams and staffs with UTSA at this point? Maybe do a promotion/relegation kind of thing, or something?

Yep. https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/32623075/oklahoma-sooners-coach-lincoln-riley-late-baylor-bears-field-goal-agree-it

Oh damn. That last FG was a major F U to Lincoln Riley. Sorta bush, but I'll allow it. LMFAO.

Who's UTSA playing? Because I'll probably just watch that game instead.

Bold of you to assume UTEP wouldn't beat us, too.

I thought it would be a good season if this team managed to go 8-4. Now 4-8 looks like a likely possibility.

How the fuck did we manage to win four games this season? Fucked up our perfect season.

This team would fucking lose to UTSA, UTEP, UTPB, and UT-Tyler while we're at it. And I don't even think Tyler has a football program.

So...what are the odds we could get an entire O-Line and a QB or two from the portal?

Truly Holiday Seltzers, trying to watch my calories. They taste like ass, not unlike our QB play this game.

It's the one major sport where we don't have a ring as a program. I think Beard is in an excellent position to change that.

So much this. I'm not even much of a basketball fan, really. But damn I'm impressed with Beard already, and I realize this is a game against an overmatched opponent that doesn't even count. But there's no softness, nor any dumb slogans like "all gas, no brakes" here. Just a bunch of studs who show up, go to work, and kick ass. I want more now.

Truthfully, waxing the hairs on my balls would probably be less painful than watching this nightmare.

I had stuff to do with my kids today, so I didn't even see the game. I pulled up ESPN on my phone, saw the halftime score was 14-10 and said, "just watch, Texas will completely blow this." And sad to say, I was exactly right. The silver lining was that I didn't have to actually witness any of it. I kind of hate myself now for allowing myself to believe Sark would be different at the beginning of the season. Maybe he yet will turn this thing around. But I've pretty much reached the same level of apathy now about Texas football that I had under Turtle Tom. I no longer plan my weekends around catching the game. Hell, I don't even have a fucking clue who we are playing next week, except that it will probably be at eleven fucking o'clock once again, which is actually 9:00 am for me out here on the west coast. Nope, not going to bother. I pretty much don't give a shit at this point. I'm more interested to see what Beard is going to do with the hoops team now.

Thinking at this point Texas should just play to its strengths. We should drop to C-USA and beat up on shitty teams every week. It's about the only thing we seem to be good at these days.

Fire everybody.

Not rock bottom, but today was probably in the Top 10-15 of shittiest days as a Texas football fan. I think Rout 66 in 1997 was probably pretty close to rock bottom in my lifetime.