Everything posted by orangebird
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[Game Thread] Kansas State @ Texas on FOX. GA tickets available for 25 because fuck everything
Addition by subtraction. Won't be sorry to see Foster and the others in question here go. RoJo is a badass motherfucker, though. We need more dudes like him.
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5-7 Bowl eligible?
As much as I know the extra practices would be good for building for the future, I am really not interested in seeing a 5-7 Texas team get blown out by Southwestern North Dakota State University.
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GIF to describe Texas Football this year
Just changed my profile pic, oldie but goodie from the last time we had a losing season. Hard times, man. Hard times.
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Texas is Hopeless….
Someone who is not a Texas fan pointed out to me that the SEZ looks like a giant uterus. And now, goddammit, I can't unsee it. Then again, a big gaping vagina seems to be the perfect symbol to represent the mediocrity of this program lately.
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Texas is Hopeless….
Full disclosure: I haven't lived in Texas in over a decade, so I can't really offer an informed opinion on the current state of affairs there. You might well be correct about the soft part. But stop and think for a moment about how many states in the SEC have just one or two credible football programs in the whole state. Louisiana? Only one - LSU. Arkansas? Only one - Arky. Kentucky? Only one - Kentucky. Mississippi, Alabama, Florida, Georgia, South Carolina, Tennessee? Two each, although some of those states only have one school in the SEC. I think only Florida is perhaps in a similar boat as we are, although I would argue that the rise of UCF and USF hasn't hurt UF all that much yet. Contrast that with Texas, where there are at least a half a dozen quality (okay, I'm using that term loosely when it comes to some, including ours) football programs: Texas, Texas A&M, Texas Tech, Baylor, TCU, maybe even UH. Plus we lose some of the top talent to out of state schools like OU, and lately - schools like Alabama, Ole Miss, and Clemson. We have almost a half a dozen programs fighting for the leftovers in the state. And Texas hasn't been relevant in over a decade. I don't realistically see how you can convince a prospect to choose us over say Baylor right now, and it really fucking pains me to write that. Hopefully the move to the SEC will help, but only time will tell.
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West Virginia Game Week
Hell I'd take one for the team and do the deed myself if it guaranteed we never had to endure another humiliating, shitty loss like this one. But alas, it won't.
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Texas Football 2021 In-Season Thread: Can we get a redo?
Show me where on next year's schedule we pull out seven games, given that we play both Alabama and UTSA in non-con.
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Texas Football 2021 In-Season Thread: Can we get a redo?
As my father once told me when I fucked up one time long ago: "Son, I'm not even mad. Just disappointed." Those words hit me like a ton of bricks. I vowed to learn from my failures and do better. And those words now pretty much sum up how I feel about Sark and this entire clown show of a season at this point. I'm not even mad anymore. Just disappointed.
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Media/$9.95-er postgame analysis articles (Week 11)
I don't think that tweet quite came out the way Anwar intended it to...
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Media/$9.95-er postgame analysis articles (Week 11)
In case you haven't noticed by now, Reddit CFB has been mocking us and enjoying schadenfreude at our expense for over ten years now. There is a reason that subreddit isn't on my sub list.
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2021 Texas Football Gif Thread
- Texas/Kansas game thread. fuck it, there has to be one
So if we follow the pattern, then WW3 starts next year?- West Virginia Game Week
I'm going to Charlotte next weekend to catch Genesis in concert one last time before Phil Collins kicks the bucket. I am planning to just enjoy the whole show and completely forget that Texas football even exists. Good luck against WVU, you're gonna need it.- Texas/Kansas game thread. fuck it, there has to be one
Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory...it's what we do.- Texas/Kansas game thread. fuck it, there has to be one
You know, you're right. Giving up 49 points to Kansas just means you are pretty bad at football, to be honest.- Texas/Kansas game thread. fuck it, there has to be one
So, we're not covering at this point?- Texas/Kansas game thread. fuck it, there has to be one
Good God we look like Keystone Cops on defense. Blew up the wrong fucking guy.- Texas/Kansas game thread. fuck it, there has to be one
They're a good team, don't get me wrong. But not an elite one. Which just further serves to illustrate how gawdawful ours is right now.- Texas/Kansas game thread. fuck it, there has to be one
We're so bad, the zebras aren't even worth getting worked up over anymore.- Texas/Kansas game thread. fuck it, there has to be one
Narrator: "...they don't..."- Texas/Kansas game thread. fuck it, there has to be one
Yep, this team deserves about every last bit of ridicule they get from opposing teams and fanbases at this point. Bring on the SEC chants.- Texas/Kansas game thread. fuck it, there has to be one
Kansas has dropped 42 points on us midway through the third quarter. Let that marinate for a while.- Texas/Kansas game thread. fuck it, there has to be one
Fuck it, let Baylor into CFP. Twist that knife even deeper.- Texas/Kansas game thread. fuck it, there has to be one
Sure they do. They just seem to prefer the submissive role lately.- Texas/Kansas game thread. fuck it, there has to be one
- Texas/Kansas game thread. fuck it, there has to be one
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