Happy New Year You Surly Bastards!
Everything posted by orangebird
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Longhorns @ Rapists - FS1/Surly Discord 2:30 Central
So when do we get to send Mensa to the Nick Saban Home for Coaches Who Can’t Coach Good or whatever the fuck it’s called? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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Longhorns @ Rapists - FS1/Surly Discord 2:30 Central
Can someone tell me one thing this team does well? Anything? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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Worst Coached Team in College Football
Herman's ego is writing checks his body can't cash.
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Postgame Tom
Probably one of those guys who just gets off on being a contrarian.
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Oklahoma @ Baylor - Bufu On The Brazos
FIFY
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Oklahoma @ Baylor - Bufu On The Brazos
Well this is just great. Baylor is going to be pissed after this loss and will come out and rape us like a prison bitch next week. Just end me now.
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Oklahoma @ Baylor - Bufu On The Brazos
Well Big XII, you got the outcome you wanted. Fuck OU and fuck the Big XII.
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Oklahoma @ Baylor - Bufu On The Brazos
I'd rather see Texas in the B1G, just for the sheer lulz at all the Nebraska fans.
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Oklahoma @ Baylor - Bufu On The Brazos
IMHO that's not the issue. The issue is that it's not called fairly or equitably. blowU could strangle a defensive lineman right in the middle of the field and it wouldn't be called. Texas could sneeze on a defense lineman and it would be a 15 yard PF for unsportsmanlike conduct.
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Oklahoma @ Baylor - Bufu On The Brazos
Uh, would somebody remind Baylor that games are scheduled for four quarters?
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Oklahoma @ Baylor - Bufu On The Brazos
Glorious.
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Oklahoma @ Baylor - Bufu On The Brazos
I don't particularly like Baylor, for all the reasons you stated. However, I will never ever root for blowU under any circumstances. But the silver lining here is that Baylor's massive turnaround after going 1-11 two years ago increases the pressure for the Texas athletic department to do something about this garbage coaching staff, hopefully sooner rather than later.
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Oklahoma @ Baylor - Bufu On The Brazos
Just to twist the knife even further, we screwed over LSU by hiring Mensa out from under them, then they went and hired Orgeron and are now sitting pretty at #1. Mensa hire looking worse and worse all the time.
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Oklahoma @ Baylor - Bufu On The Brazos
I'm not gonna lie, I'm really enjoying watching blowU getting prison raped by Baylor right now. I've already accepted the foregone conclusion that the same will happen to Texas next week.
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How long does Tom Herman survive at Texas
My prediction: CDC doesn't make Mensa do shit, and Mensa turns in a pair of 5-7 seasons before getting shitcanned after 2021. O/U on whether my liver lasts that long before I die of liver failure from all the drinking I'll be doing between now and then to cope.
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Oklahoma @ Baylor - Bufu On The Brazos
I don't like RapeU, but I fucking hate blowU. I have no problem with the rapists destroying the dirt burglars tonight. We hired Mensa at the same time Baylor hired Rhule. Rhule going to the playoffs will turn the heat up to 11 on Mensa. I'll allow it.
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Oklahoma @ Baylor - Bufu On The Brazos
No, this is gonna be more like the Patrick Dennehy situation, I'm afraid.
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Oklahoma @ Baylor - Bufu On The Brazos
Run up the fucking score, Baylor. DO IT.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
I'm in. Where do I donate for the banner?
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Herman: "If you want proof of how this Team is doing... Watch the Game"
Well, if it isn't Captain Obvious...
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Herman: "If you want proof of how this Team is doing... Watch the Game"
I don't even think the win over Tech is a given. Tech played TCU closer than we did. I'm rooting for Baylor to go undefeated, because it will cause Herman's seat to get blisteringly hot.
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Texas Longhorns vs Iowa State Cyclones
Yes, you fucking moron, you got outcoached.
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Texas Longhorns vs Iowa State Cyclones
On the tarmac, USC-style.
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Texas Longhorns vs Iowa State Cyclones
At this point I want Baylor to go undefeated and get into the playoff. Only because it would make Herman's seat nuclear hot.
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Texas Longhorns vs Iowa State Cyclones
Shit play calling, shit execution, everything about that game was fucking shit. Fire everybody.