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  1. Spartan52
    Ha, I'm an Aussie. It sounds like a type of weird cross between nachos and lasagna
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    Fuck off with your pussy spiders, come down to Aus and play with our ones, you only do it once....
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    I had to google what the fuck a Frito Pie is...I can quite get my head around what it would taste like.
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    Wife called me just after I left the house to complain about me not doing something I had already done, then says I'm annoying for not giving her any reason to be annoyed at me...welcome to Monday.
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    Yep, I've had it done and here in Aus there are companies that will come to your work and do it in the carpark while you carry on with your day, never had an issue afterwards.
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    Ask you to get dressed and take the Chola with you when you left.
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    Yeah the Whisperers are humans who have basically cut the head/skin off a walker and were wearing it like a mask, not sure how that covers the 'live human' smell that was a problem earlier on but lets not look too closely for logic here, I did laugh when the Z ducked under Jesus' sword and stabbed him in the back, again so many times it just makes me wonder how any of them survived in the first place.
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    I think your sarcasm meter might need calibrating...
  10. Spartan52
    Well being an Aussie and rarely being able to see Texas play and knowing only very little about this game I can tell you that I think OU Sux
  11. Spartan52
    Just explain the only way to get the wrinkles out is to suck them out.
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    And it gives her carpet burns..
  13. Spartan52
    Been reading a series called 'Chronicles of the Long war' by A J Smith I'm 4 books in and think its pretty good
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    He needed to zoom out just a little....
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    That's assault surely, the dude was just dancing...like a Flog, but still just dancing, no pelvic thrust towards her or anything.
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    The Euros have smashed you blokes in this afternoon session, Fleetwood is a beast
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    The option to revert (as shown above) is still available on my pc by clicking on the settings icon...the interwebs must hate you
  18. Spartan52
    JT was getting into bed and she said, "You're drunk". He said, "How do you know?" She said, "You live next door."
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    My budgie broke his leg today, so I made him a splint out of a couple of matches. You should have seen his little face light up when he tried to walk
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    Ha, sounds like our 2nd, was in a massive hurry to get out once it started, I didn't even get to park the car, it had to stay in the driveway at the hospital until after the event.
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    Defeated? or does the footage cutoff 3 secs before the cat ate the fucker?
  22. Spartan52
    Congrats mate, hope Mum and baby are both doing well!
  23. Spartan52
    Why can't dyslexics tell jokes? Because they always punch up the fuckline
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    nvm
  25. Spartan52
    Mick turns to his boss and says ' We really should stop testing our products on animals! ' The boss looked over at him and replied ' Why?, Shampoo manufacturers do it all the time... ' Mick ' Yeah...., but we make hammers. '

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