Spartan52

Any update here?

Laughing Idi Amin Gif goes here

Is that Richard Rawlings parking lot?

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I was a nice husband and drove my wife and her friend to a talk by some 'expert' about hormones and other women's issues because traffic, parking etc I then went and hung at a bar and had a steak and beer for dinner, at the nominated pick up time I am right outside and send a text " Come out the front door and head to the right" I then watch her and her friend walk straight out down the path, I just watch them walk away. 2 minutes later they come wandering back and say we thought you meant turn to the right after we got to the sidewalk... I just smiled and led them back to the car.

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!" So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!" The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman. The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on.... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. The happy woman says, "Whatever did I do to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?" The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"

No shit, bye Pizza, don't let the door hit you on the ass on your way out...

What Lateshow said but been married 15 yrs so she forgot earlier

Can you hear the thunder?

They must be called something else...... like you guys call them Coozies and we call them Stubby Holders

So none of you have seen the bags that women use when they have an ache, sometimes smell like lavender and shit? I imagine Pinterest must have instructions on how to make these fucking things

Seriously? It's a bag filled with wheat that you zap in the microwave and use as a heat pack, do you Yanks call them something different?

Get home from work and there is a weird burnt smell lingering, I ask wife who is just starting to cook dinner what the smell is and she points over to the sink. I look over and see her wheatbag with a big scorch mark on one side, she tells me she was just heating it in the microwave and it started smelling funny. I ask - 'How long did you put it in?!' Wife - 'Only 3 minutes' Me - 'I never put it in for that long, I don't even do 2 minutes!' Wife - 'it's not too long, I do this all the time' Me, looking over at the wheatbag - 'Oookayy' Tone

That's a bit of a mind fuck... nice job on the paint work though.

Pass

Just started 'Time Shards' by Dana Fredsti & David Fitzgerald About a third of the way in, its intriguing.

Gil, I think I speak for most of us....Get Fucked!

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? it got hit by the monkey

Is that a Buttwieser ?

Can you imagine if things could be pulled through the internet......

I've been following this thread and have a similar experience happening right now... 2014 Nissan X-Trail (Company Car) bought new, after 60K kms the CVT had to be replaced as it had crapped out, this was done under warranty, after I got it back the actual gear selector wasn't quite lined up and kept just missing being in P and triggering an alert until I bumped it forward and then I could start the car, this was fixed after I took it back in and pointed it out to them, this was explained as just needing to be 'adjusted'. No more issues with this. I have just recently clicked past 120K km and took it back in for a service, straight after the service this problem re appeared, now its out of warranty and apparently the Gear Selector Module needs to be replaced, I had had NO issues with this since the 'adjustment' and the service they did apparently had nothing to do with this problem reappearing.... Not sure if I believe this because the timing is just incredible. After several back and forth emails, calls, visits etc we are getting stuck with 50% of the parts cost but they're eating the Labour, personally I feel they should wear the lot but such is life. TL:DR - Dealerships suck, I will never buy a Nissan again.

I went to the liquor store Friday afternoon on my bike, bought a bottle of Scotch and put it in the basket. As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bike, the bottle would break. So I drank all the Scotch before I cycled home. It turned out to be a very good decision, because I fell off my bike seven times on the way home.

It will be red...

Team Chewbacca, I have had the same experience.