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  1. Get the fuck off the field, refs. The game is fucking over. Fuck the dumbass rules. Nobody gives a shit.
  2. Fuck Kirby and his cheatin' ass. Fuck Jawja. Bye, bitches.
  3. Still waiting for a player with some balls to thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster and state that the only reason he wins games is because he's being lifted up by the noodly, delicious arms of the Lord Pasta. Though coming out as an atheist in the NFL would probably be worse than coming out as gay for your career prospects.
  4. Yeah, it ain't the BYE week that's the problem. It's letting in teams that play nobody worth a fuck all season just because they only have 1 loss.
  5. I love how we got left out of the CFP for this shit. Un-fucking-believable.
  6. Find him some receivers who won't drop half his fucking passes next season and let him cook!
  7. CJ2K had 2509 total yards for #1. Means Bijan would need 255 next week to pass him and take the top spot. Probably out of reach, but with that shifty sonofagun you never know!
  8. And they said Bijan didn't have top end speed!
  9. Ok, so Bijan had 2026 scrimmage yards coming into this game. He had 229 yards from scrimmage tonight because he's the fucking truth. That puts him at 2255 for the season. If we were being fair to guys of the past that would be a full 16 game season which would put him at 16th highest yards from scrimmage in a single season in history. However, he has one game left to play against the sorry ass Saints. If we say he just reaches his average yards per game (140) that would give him 2395 for the season. That would be the 3rd best yards from scrimmage season ever. Only behind Faulk in '99 and CJ2K in '09.
  10. Dicker musta been hitting the eggnog way too hard this Christmas.
  11. It's not that these billionaire owners are intentionally trying to suck ass, it's that they just don't truly care if the team wins or not. They're going to make their nut regardless. So, maybe winning would require hiring a no nonsense GM who cleans house and starts running the entire organization like a professional operation. But the billionaire owner doesn't want that because he's got a guy he's comfortable with who lets him sexually harass the help and do other fucked up shit (Dan Snyder). Or they have people around them that are more concerned with their overall balance sheet involving the stadium being used for other purposes, etc. (Blank). Also, the cap only concerns the players. You can absolutely save money on everything else involving football operations from the salaries of the GM, HC, on down. It's why the Cardinals are always Fs across the board when it comes to stuff like food for the players, amenities, etc. Their shitbag owner is a cheapskate.
  12. Who knows how his ligaments hold up with all his crazy cutting and juking, but Bijan is actually excellent at not taking bad hits on his runs. Guys rarely ever get to tee off on him. They just end up having to grab at his legs and hope they can drag him down. I think he has a decent shot at having an extended career compared to most modern RBs.
  13. Kinda looks like a vagina with the stadium as the clit.
  14. And inordinate amounts of time on a guy robbing the armor off of dude he just killed while you get the entire family tree of both guys.
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