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SpiralOut

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  1. Could have FB Dive'd it 4 times and even if you don't get it the Buckeyes are at their own 1 yard line. Potential safety or you're getting the ball back with plenty of time on their side of the field. But nah, we'd rather run some long developing outside runs against an elite defense. Don't know where the idea Sark is some genius playcaller ever came from.
  2. Eh. For as terrible as Sark's play calling, the O-line, and Ewers has been all season, reaching the semifinals was a win. Shame this baller as fuck defense had to be wasted, though. Really excited about next season without the Ewers millstone hanging around our neck and Arch leading the squad. Someone force Sark to hire an O-coordinator, though.
  3. Well, the real Quinn Ewers showed up. See ya, kid. Best of luck to whatever team is silly enough to pay you more NIL money.
  4. If Quinn takes over in the 4th and wins us this game I'll take back everything bad I ever said about him. Hell, I'll donate to build his statue on the 40.
  5. Sark absolutely needs someone to call plays for him. Because he's ass at it. Dude wasn't good at it in the NFL and he ain't good at it here.
  6. Sark needs to rip these long developing inside runs out of his playbook and torch them. Holy fuck they're bad.
  7. So, predictably, we were right all year long. Ewers is going to cost us in the playoffs. Spin Arch up or just accept we're getting our shit pushed in in the 2nd half. This offense isn't good enough to overcome the poor QB play. And the defense will eventually get tired just like they did with ASU.
  8. Anything is possible, I suppose. Dude is small and slow. Doesn't have much wiggle to his game either like a bunch of good big backs do a la Jerome Bettis. If he does see the field, you're right, he doesn't have a long shelf life.
  9. He's a sixth or seventh round draft pick that will struggle to get off the practice squad. That whole "hard to get down" shit will evaporate once he's staring down NFL caliber defenses.
  10. Eh, he's really starting to show some glaring issues which shouldn't be a problem for a coach of his supposed caliber. Quinn has been off basically all year. Sark has done fuck all to deal with that. The O-line has had major problems all year. Sark has done fuck all to deal with that. Bert clearly was ass last year and he's even worse this year. Sark has done fuck all to deal with that. These are season long problems that haven't been addressed whatsoever. Throw in some legit pants on head retarded play calling in just about every game, too. You can't just hand wave this shit off and say, "But two CFP appearances in a row, bro!" Obviously any talk of replacing him is asinine, but he needs to be encouraged to get some help. If you don't have the time/energy/whatever to solve problems with the team, find someone who does. I think we have enough money for that.
  11. This is Sark, Quinn, Bert, and our O-line. They don't know how to do anything else except fuck around.
  12. GAME. BLOUSES. We absolutely did not deserve that game. But hey, fuck 'em!
  13. Offense plays like complete ass all game until OT. Make it make sense.
  14. Kind of funny the problems we've had all year that we've been bitching about are exactly what has fucked us today. Bert being mega ass. Quinn being mega ass. O-line playing like pussies. Sark being a dumb fuck. Wasted the #1 defense in the nation on these idiots.
  15. Knew it. Dude couldn't hit water if he fell into the ocean.
  16. Can't wait for Sideshow to miss a second FG here in a bit.
  17. I get why Sark didn't make it in the NFL. Dude is so stupid even the NFL couldn't excuse having him around.
  18. Powers that be don't want the ratings to plummet by letting us blow these chumps out. So clearly not getting a 1st down is now getting a 1st down.
  19. What an awful, awful draft pick for the Falcons. They spent the #4 overall on that bum. You could go pull Algae Crumpler off his couch a decade or more being retired and get better TE play.
  20. Usyk is a phenom. Man is going to go down as one of the greatest fighters of all time. Up there with Ali and the rest. On a side note, the Brits are completely classless. Immediately started crying about the scorecards and not congratulating Usyk whatsoever. Decision was completely correct. Those are the scorecards you get when Fury isn't being gifted rounds he doesn't deserve. He came in fat as fuck, said he was going to smash Usyk and knock him out, and he predictably got tired and out worked for the back half of the fight. Even did less damage to Usyk this time around. Couldn't find that same right uppercut like he did in the first fight. The early rounds were close and could go either way and the judges were all over the place on who won those rounds. But when Usyk took over from 7 onwards, they saw it the same way and gave Usyk basically every round. So proud of Usyk though. Dude has clocked the boxing game. Won everything on the road against all the odds. Went up against giants and chopped them all down. And he did it all being humble and respectful to his opponents, even when they were badmouthing him and fucking him around. Man is a legend.
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