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SpiralOut

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  1. It was the sprinkler, ref! Honest!
  2. Might have left too much time on the clock since the Eagles still have 2 TOs.
  3. Falcons can do the funniest thing ever here.
  4. Falcons had the same problem in the red zone last year. They've got two NBA Center/Power Forward sized receivers in Pitts and London, yet they never throw fades/jump balls. And they refuse to get creative with Bijan. Like on that drive, they ran him up the middle once and then said fuck it, let's let Kirk throw some shitty passes to guys other than our big dudes. Of course, it isn't just the red zone. The Falcons' passing game sucked last year mainly because of Ridder, but it's also because they have zero team speed on offense. They've got big receivers who can't separate and then a bunch of also-ran little guys who aren't impressive. And they'll never throw the ball deep. Your receivers are six foot seven and shit. Let them try and go Moss somebody. Last year they didn't because Ridder couldn't and it's looking like they aren't going to this year because Cousins can't.
  5. Currently averaging like 8 YPC tonight. Clearly he sucks.
  6. He had close to 1500 yards from scrimmage his rookie season on an ass team, with a QB that immediately got traded and then put on the practice squad, and a HC/OC that got fired the minute the season was over. He split carries and he missed a game. Does he have things he needs to clean up? Of course. Acting like he's a letdown? Bit too far, IMHO. Hell, the kid has already broken multiple ankles tonight and we're just starting the 2nd quarter.
  7. Eagles doing with Saquon what the Falcons should have been doing with Bijan this entire time.
  8. Yeah, Adonai ain't gonna do much this year. Not because he can't get open, but because Anthony Richardson is straight ass at throwing the ball accurately. Dude has a cannon for sure, but he can't actually pass for shit.
  9. Goddamn, dude. I have never felt better about a Longhorn squad in my entire life except when Vince was running the show in the Natty title year. Feels fucking good.
  10. The kids are alright. And the future is bright, baby!
  11. The name's Bond. Isaiah Bond.
  12. WOW. Arch definitely should starts. Kid looked like prime Case McCoy on that run!
  13. Yeah, I think we're fine at QB if Quinn is out. LUL.
  14. Fucking Gunner, you beautiful bastard. Keep leapin', bro.
  15. Don't know, but I do know she's a 3-bagger. A bag for her, a bag for whoever is gross enough to fuck her, and a bag for anyone unfortunate enough to have to watch.
  16. I think you might be right. This dude is a fucking moron.
  17. Watching the video of that incident after reading the cop's account of what happened? Shit was a riot.
  18. Yeah, if you ain't kissing the officer's ass from the moment he rolls up, you start getting stick with cops these days. Rolling your window back up and shit? Reek is lucky they didn't shoot his ass. Notice the hand tats on Officer Little Dick in the video when he's helping cuff Reek. The police in this country are an armed gang. The Feds literally track the crazy amount of police gangs in large metro areas, like with the LAPD. If you ever have to interact with the cops, the best you can do is yessir, nossir them and GTFO of there as quick as you can.
  19. Poona just got an INT in the Chargers/Raiders game.
  20. I think the Boys are beating the Browns' ass worse than the Horns did Michigan yesterday.
  21. Micah is so ridiculously good. Like in a weird, not human way. I love it.
  22. Don't want to completely overreact to today, but damn that was bad. The Steelers were sitting in Cousins' lap all day and instead of just taking sacks he was throwing ducks to their secondary. Dude can't move in the pocket and needs to either get the ball out quicker or have more time to throw. The Falcons O-line, which is supposed to be legit, didn't give him the latter. That Penix pick ain't looking so bad right now. It'd be absolutely wild for Kirk to play so shit after getting a $180 mill contract that they bench him for a rookie, though. Bijan, I'm sorry bro. You'd have won OROY and be on your way to greatness this year, but you play for the Falcons. Stay safe, bud.
  23. THIRTEEN!
  24. Understatement of the year.
  25. Oregon seems pretty great at shooting themselves in the dick.
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