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Everything posted by SpiralOut
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Bijan Robinson is special
His first job in football was as a quality control guy for the Redskins. How did he get that job? His daddy was part owner of the team at the time.
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Bijan Robinson is special
So rush attempts for RBs in the NFL. Here's how the top guys shake out percentage wise on the amount of carries they get. J Jacobs: 74% J Mixon: 74% D Henry: 67% K Walker: 67% T Etienne: 64% A Mattison: 62% Brian Robinson 60% C McCaffrey: 56% R White: 56% I Pacheco: 55% B Hall: 53% T Pollard: 52% N Harris: 52% R Stevenson: 51% Z Moss: 51% R Mostert: 48% J Cook: 47% D Swift: 47% Bijan: 38% And Bijan has a higher YPC (5.0) than all of them except for Mostert and Hall. Some real big-brain shit by Art Smith.
- Bijan Robinson is special
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Bijan Robinson is special
Here's a stat for ya'll. It sounds so dumb that it couldn't possibly be true, but it is. Bijan has one. ONE carry in the redzone this season. He's currently averaging 5 YPC. He has 13 less carries than the other RB who is averaging 3.2 YPC. Art Smith might be the dumbest HC in the NFL. His team has the easiest SOS in the entire league. Half the games they have played this year have been against 1st year QBs or backups. They're currently below .500 with almost the worst offense in the league. Fire this clown and go hire Brett Bieniemy.
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NFL Week 9
He turned upfield and took like four steps.
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NFL Week 9
Yeah, I would have mentioned him as well but he's out for this game. They would occasionally use him in previous weeks. Still not as much as Jonnu, though. Art Smith is a fucking joke. Guess it pays to have a billionaire daddy who knows people in the NFL to get you a job.
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NFL Week 9
Falcons spent a #4 overall on Pitts. They spent #8 overall on Bijan. Art Smith decides to continually give the ball to Jonnu Smith and Allgeier instead. Can't score a TD to save their fucking lives. Make it make sense.
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Bedlam - OU @ Okie Lite - ABC
I was kind of annoyed at how shit we looked today. But this game reminded me that every team sucks. There are no dominant teams in CFB anymore. So just win.
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Texas Rangers Offseason 2023-2024
Davis has another half billion laying around to pay Ohtani? If so I'm all for it. Since that's never going to happen, I'll gladly take keeping Monty and finding another pitcher or three.
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Texas vs k-state - 11am on Fox
Hate to say it, but this team definitely has another loss in them this season. I'm skeptical they can even get past TCU and ISU unscathed. Then they have to not choke against the Gooners in the title game. All with a backup QB who doesn't know his elbow from his asshole when it comes to running an offense and completing passes. And with Sark giving opposing teams every chance in the world with poor decisions. They've had all season to figure shit out and play mistake free football. They haven't done it once yet. I doubt they magically turn it around now. Who knows though. Maybe we get lucky like in this game.
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Texas vs k-state - 11am on Fox
KState +9? If I lived in a betting state I'd have put the fucking house down on that line. This mistake prone, idiot run team can't blow any decent team out. And the Purple Wizards always fuck our shit up.
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Texas vs k-state - 11am on Fox
KState's head coach watches Sark being a fucking moron all game and thinks, "I can go dumber." 🤣
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Texas vs k-state - 11am on Fox
I should have been a football coach. Millions of dollars and you can be a complete fucking idiot.
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Texas vs k-state - 11am on Fox
Plenty of time to still fuck this up. And ain't nobody better at fucking up than us.
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Texas vs k-state - 11am on Fox
As usual, weak-minded, mistakes-prone, poorly coached Texas team utterly falls apart and gets beat by a team that they should crush. How many times have I had to watch this movie?
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Texas vs k-state - 11am on Fox
Might should have taken some points earlier in the game. Maybe that's NFL level coaching competence though. Can't expect that of a college coach at a major D1 program. /s
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Texas vs k-state - 11am on Fox
It's wild how much these college coaches get paid to then turn around and not have their teams know how to do basic shit. Like block for punts.
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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?
Just the craziest run ever. Looks like they won't even make the playoffs in September. In position to win the division. Choke. Then they sweep the Rays and Orioles. Go up 2-0 on the Astros and then turn around and drop 3 at home. Win back to back in Houston. Then they ride a Corey Seager 9th inning 2-run homer and an Adolis 11 inning home run to crushing the Snakes. Bruce Bochy is a fucking savant. He took this bullpen and somehow got them through the entire postseason. Just unbelievable.
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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?
We ain't shitty no more, motherfuckers!! CHAMPS!!!
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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?
Watched Nolan Ryan pitch for the Rangers when I was a little kid. Those were about the only "vacations" my family ever took. Was to the ballpark in Arlington. All that time. Finally World Series Champs! Love all you guys!!
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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?
WE DID IT! THE RANGERS FUCKING WON THE SERIES! TAKE ME FUCKING HIGHER BABY!!!
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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?
Did I actually live long enough to see the Rangers win the Series?
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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?
Ump gave us that one. Thanks, bro.
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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?
More Sborz? Ok, fine. Get 'er done.
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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?
Three more outs. C'mon, Leclerc. Finish them.