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Wouldn't be the USMNT without the MLS being a millstone around our neck.

Believe so, yes.

Took a hard hit to the knee. Then later he pushed off on an English player and you could see him favoring his leg. He needed to come out.

Still no Reyna?

Dest needs to come off. He's limping around out there.

One of these corners has to work eventually.

If McKennie could stop skyballing every shot that would be nice.

Eagle gonna be flying high today, boys! We got this.

Banzai! Banzai! Banzai!

Anyone else loving the fact that they're actually adding all the missed time to the end of the halves now? Hopefully it stops all the time wasting bullshit.

What. The. Fuck.

I'm loving how wild this Cup has already been so far.

What a goal!

What a fucking chance! Neuer still got it!

This Japanese keeper is getting fucking shelled! He's holding up though.

Turner was phenomenal. He legit almost stopped that banger of a penalty from Bale. Zimmerman (and by extension the MLS) is getting roasted all over right now. Normally he's solid as a rock so I hope he can move past that horrendous fuck-up and get his mind right for Friday.

Don't let this ever stop. Just keep scoring on these fucks until the Sun burns out.

Not gonna lie. I needed this.

Is this what it's like to feel good? To actually be enjoying a game at the Cotton Bowl, watching us blow out the Dirt Burglars? I don't think I've felt like this since Vince and us killing Bomar.

MY BODY IS FUCKING READY! DO THIS, BOYS! MAKE HISTORY! LET'S GO!!!

Not at all. Might be a problem if your wife who is in reality your beard and knows you like to swing both ways divorces you and all that shit comes out as things like that tend to do in divorces. While obviously lots of people wouldn't care if Will came out of the closet, you have to remember this guy has made a career on family-friendly films. Oh, and he has a wife, kids, etc. and has been putting up that facade his entire life. Of course, he's already box-office cancer so maybe it actually would help his career. Why would an ultra-wealthy, good lookin', famous as fuck dude put up with that shit otherwise? Why would he flip out and go ballistic over a weak as fuck joke in front of the entire world? Or are we saying Jada's got the best goddamn pussy on the planet?

Know some people who know some people. Those people happen to be Scientologists. And Will, like Travolta, has been mixed up in their bullshit for a minute. Ain't no hard evidence here, but it adds up. Will needs a beard. Jada (was) a good 'un. Until she wanted to get some real dick that was into her. She splits. Will panics because if you want to be an A-lister who appeals to the majority of Americans you gotta keep up appearances a la Tom Cruise. So he gets her back but she's putting him through the ringer. He can't bail because then it all comes out. So Jada wears the pants in that fucked up family. And of course, he's being ridiculed for being a cuckold, etc. Can't sit well with a guy who is used to having everything go his way. If you play the tape back, Will is laughing at Rock's joke. People think he went nuts because he saw Jada looking pissed, but they only think that because the camera cut to her reaction right before he got up. In reality, you can hear Rock say "Aw, that was a nice one." Implying he could have been making jokes about Will being a cuck. THAT'S when Will gets up, acts a fool, and then is trying to hold back tears while yelling once he gets back to his seat. He panicked. Wife who owns the keys to his life is pissed and Rock is hinting about some serious shit Will has already taken plenty of heat for. Time to flip the fuck out. Dude is having a mental breakdown because Jada has the goods on him and he's trapped. Or maybe he just really misses his wife's hair. Who the fuck knows. I haven't watched every episode of Fresh Prince, but I too sat through I Am Legend on a date. Decent enough flick. Ending definitely could have been better. Should have stuck more to the novel where he's actually seen as the bad guy by all the vamps.

Haven't read through the entire thread so it's probably been mentioned, but this has absolutely nothing to do with Jada's hair loss. Jada fucked around on Will with one of her sons friends way back when and left Will. They got back together but have an "open" relationship. To add more fuel to the fire, Jada now has a talk show or some shit where she tells the world about her and Will's open relationship and how she cucked him before that with HER SON'S FRIEND. A guy who was a junkie, suicidal, etc., to make it even worse. That's gotta fucking sting for a guy like Will Smith. Oh, and it's a rather open secret in Hollywood that Will Smith bats for the other team like Travolta. Hair had nothing to do with it.

Oh shit! We squabblin!

The ROUT. IS. ON!!!