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Posts posted by SpiralOut
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I love how Sam just stops running and let's guys go past him while he sidesteps them.
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LJH is a goddamn man.
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So instead of giving up our normal 14 points on the first two drives, we held them to 3. I'll take it.
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Just now, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:
Hold em on their opening drive and score on ours. Great start to the game.
I didn't know we were allowed to do that.
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Oh yeah, this also means Grier has zero shot at the Heisman now. Ain't no 2-loss bitch who got outplayed by an old man with no hair winning that trophy.
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HAH!
Fuck you, you classless hillbilly fucks! Do the Horns down now, you cunts!
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Pigrum is so bad. All he has to do is lob that ball and he missiles it wide.
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This is hilarious.
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To recap:
False start on Maryland pushes them back from the 1 and starts this ball rolling.
Maryland ineptly gains no yardage for two plays.
Maryland gets gifted a PI call on an air ball into the stands.
They ineptly gain no yardage again.
Then the RB fumbles trying to get into the endzone and it's recovered by Maryland for a TD.
And the entire sequence ran all the time off the clock and ate all of the Buckeye's TOs.
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I've never seen a team fuck up so much and all of it help them win the game.
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The Mad Hatter is back, baby!
Hopefully he hires someone to handle clock management for him.
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I played football in high school in a small west Texas town. Our QB was a scrambler and yeah, we didn't throw the ball all that much. We did great running and also having our super mobile QB scramble around, but we only completed maybe 5 passes a game, if that.
Anyway, one day at the end of practice we're on the field and it was kind of like Slorch's situation with some non-QB guys bragging about how far they could toss the rock. They all failed miserably like we knew they would. Then, our Center picks up the ball. Nice guy, but definitely not at all athletic. Just a shortish, pudgy dude who was already going bald at 18. Probably the weakest blocker on the line, but always got his assignments right and did his job. We're like, "Billy, there ain't no way you're gonna try throwing that ball. Put it down." He looks at us, smiles, and throws the most beautiful spiral I've ever seen in my life from the goal line to the opposing 40. We're all so in shock no one really says anything. He grabs another ball and does it again. Now we're all freaking out. We ask him why he's never told us about his sweet throwing abilities. He says, "Because no one ever asked."
/csb
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4 hours ago, riloh05 said:
after meticulously cleaning that trailer of all skin cells, blood, hair, etc...he replaces every single particle of dust back to its rightful place.
Yeah, seeing those crime scene photos of his trailer you know he'd never once cleaned it in his life.
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On 11/9/2018 at 4:19 PM, Telegraph_it said:
This right here would create a ton of blood that would soak into the carpet and probably into the particle board below. Not to mention any splatter. You are telling me they cleaned up every last bit but he left a smudge right next to the ignition. Please.
That was what was so (sadly) funny from the first MAM. Kratz wants you to simultaneously believe that Steven Avery is a genius, criminal mastermind and a fucking complete idiot.
He supposedly brutally murders this gal in his trailer/garage with Dassey, but there's neither hide nor hair to be found of her there. Which would require cleaners from the John Wick universe to coverup.
At the same time we're told to believe that he leaves his blood smeared in plain sight in her car, does dick all to hide/get rid of her car except throw some branches on it, and then burns/dumps some of her bones right behind his place AFTER making sure there are burnt bones at the quarry, over behind another house, and just here there and everywhere. Oh, and we're also to believe that after meticulously cleaning every square inch of that trailer, Steven magically forgets her car key on the floor of his trailer in plain sight. Not plain enough to be noticed the first five or so times they searched it, only on the sixth when a certain detective "finds" it. A trailer that's the whopping 25 feet long by 10 or so wide. Must have been like searching for a needle in the haystack that is the Pacific Ocean.
So is Avery a fucking dimwitted moron or is he a cold, calculating, moustache twirling villain? Maybe he's just fucking innocent and the prosecution's case was bullshit top to bottom.
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18 hours ago, notre dame joe said:
And none of the rump savior band noticed Carol was dousing them with gasoline?
Not only is Carol a ninja, she also has the superpower of keeping people from smelling things. Really neat trick if you ever need to douse 10 people in gasoline in the dead of night.
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4 minutes ago, Rimbo said:
Some of us gotta get a playoff win before we offer up the man tit smorgasbord.
Be honest. All it would take is him taking you to see The Last Jedi and letting you ramble on about how it's an instant classic.
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It's been fun, LJ. Have a blast in the NFL. You're a guy who would actually get me to tune in on Sundays and watch.
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2 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:
How many times does the three man front fail before Orlando realizes it sucks
Clearly as many times as the opposing team has the ball.
Our guys are failing at every level. They look lost. And worst of all, they just look completely demoralized. Our DBs have this "man, someone just killed my puppy" look on their face every time "Insert no-name receiver here" torches them for a long TD.
They've have zero confidence. When it has gotten that bad, the coordinator has to go.
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How many points would Oklahoma put on this defense now? 100?
Jet fucking Duffy looked like a Heisman candidate tonight. Jet fucking Duffy.
Thank God for Sam and LJH.
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Just now, Casual Encounter said:
Orlando might be the worst
4th quarterdefensive coach on the planet.FIFY
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Hopefully CDC was screaming at some Big 12 hack about how fucking terrible the reffing is in this league and how we're planning on leaving.
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Just now, Iconoclast Texan said:
Ehlinger is going to win the Heismam next year
You have to be on a team that wins a lot of games to win the Heisman usually. So I hope you can escort Orlando out of Austin and find us a defense before next year.
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We left them 21 seconds on the clock. Might be too much time for our defense. /nosarcasm
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