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Posts posted by SpiralOut
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USMNT 2021
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We sure this ref ain't secretly from Jamaica?
The Jamaicans might as well continue what they've been doing in the first half for the final 45. Anytime they get beat and one of our guys is 1 on 1 with the keeper, pull them back/down or just kick them from behind to stop the attack.
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And that's why you don't sub Ronaldo off.
Even when he has a bad game he still has the magic to get it done late.
Also, goddamn but Cavani still has it. Dude is out there pressing like a guy ten years younger. Loses the ball on that last sequence and then just straight muscles the defender off it.
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Goddamn I love that guy. GOAT by a country mile.
Him killing Aggie in our (formerly) last game ever with them was too sweet for words.
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Excited about this one.
Great start so far.
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Tottenham's pets' heads are falling off.
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That counterattack was a thing of beauty.
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I think Brugge looked wildly better than PSG today.
Maybe having Mbappe, Neymar, and Messi up front isn't so awesome if your midfield stinks and your defending is rather trash.
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Haaland is just a freak.
Huge dude who can get it into the back of the net any which way.
And he seems to have that same drive to be the best that Ronaldo has. Read something about him scoring 9 goals in a game once and being pissed because he could have scored 10.
Really though, they're both special players and I'm absolutely fine with getting to see them become the next Ronaldo/Messi All-World duo.
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Ronaldo with more goals in the EPL than Arsenal.
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Just now, Firemans4Horn said:
Notre dame ain’t a top 15 team.
When are they ever?
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Cameltoe was nice behind surrender cobra guy.
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2 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:
Damn straight, we are some unreasonable, irrational, extrapolating motherfuckers when it comes to expectations.
10 yard minimum.
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The Aggy of soccer pulls defeat from the jaws of victory yet again. LUL
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Goddamn I love this game.
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What an awful attempt by Rashford. Like laughably bad.
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Hoping to see England lose just for the luls.
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Told this story before on the old Shag, but it's worth a repost. I'll leave a TL;DR at the end if you wanna save some time.
So this was way back in like Fall of '06. I was just about to graduate UT in the Spring and was living off of Rundberg (yeah, it had its moments) in condo with my girlfriend who, since she wasn't in college, was dancing at Perfect 10 to make herself some walkin' around money. She had a cousin that was trying to become a police officer or some such and was doing training in Austin. His girlfriend was this other chick named Jane (names changed to protect the innocent and the guilty). Well my GF and Jane end up becoming sorta kinda friends and going to parties together. At one, they meet this other gal with ginormous natural tits named Stephanie. Well my GF and Stephanie really vibe with each other and they become besties. So much so that Stephanie and her huge tits also start dancing for cash. Needless to say, I'm thrilled with this entire arrangement. Many fun times were had.
Anyway, the fly in the soup on this whole deal is that Stephanie has a boyfriend. And he's from Kentucky. No idea how this Austinite girl met a guy from Kentucky, but his name is Harold and he's coming down to visit her. Ok, great. He'll come down, we'll wine and dine him, take him to the club, out on the town, and it'll be swell. Except Stephanie is like really hesitant to talk about this boyfriend. We can't really get any info on him. But whatever. No big deal!
So Harold comes to town from Kentucky and he and Stephanie show up at my place. Shake his hand and at first he seems like a good dude. The girls go upstairs to finish getting ready, I crack this dude a cold one, and chat him up as you're supposed to do. Well things are going alright until he just out of nowhere starts negging everything about Austin, my place, the Longhorns, etc. Like out of left field a switch got flipped and he turned into this huge asshole. And we haven't even made it out of the damn house yet. Fuck. Well, nothing to do but soldier up, act like everything is cool, and get on with the night. Oh, and he won't shut up about how he's a cook at some restaurant owned by the Dixie Mafia and it won't be long before he's in with them and a made guy or some such nonsense. Like, would not shut the fuck up about how important he was because he cooked for the Dixie Mafia. Fucking weird.
We swing by the club for awhile and hang, but for some reason the girls wanted to go bowling. Fine by me, I'm just trying to get this night over with since this Harold guy just won't let up on being a cunt. We head to the bowling alley by 183 and while we're bowling, this guy tells me that Stephanie isn't anywhere near the hottest chick he's fucked and that he's been trying to hook up with another gal in Kentucky. Who the fuck says that to basically a complete stranger while your girl is six feet away bowling? To a guy who knows and is friends with your girl? Oh, and Stephanie wasn't a 10 or anything, but you weren't kicking her and her perky double Ds out of bed for eating crackers.
So I'm getting more and more skeeved out by this dude as the night drags on, but hey its finally time to leave! Awesome! Well, Harold brings a beer with him from the lanes into my truck. Whatever, I'm driving and I'm sober, it's fine. Until, on the way back home he throws it out the back window and almost hits another car with it. So that happened. Then the girls wanted to stop at a sex shop as a goof. Fine. Except on the way out, Harold trips Stephanie on purpose after they have an argument over something. He gets back in the truck and leaves her there on the ground. So I get her up, ask her if she's ok, get her in the truck, and ask him what the fuck his problem is. Stone cold silence from this guy. Won't look at me or say a word. Awkward as all fuck.
We get back home and are walking in and I'm dreading this dude coming in and staying for awhile longer. I'm going over what I have to say to this prick to get him to bounce while not being too big of an asshole since he's Stephanie's boyfriend and I don't want to cause problems, etc. Luckily, he says he and Stephanie are going to head on back to her place. Thank fucking Christ! As soon as me and the GF get the door shut we just look at each other and shake our heads while agreeing we're never having that dude anywhere around us ever again.
Fast forward a few years. Stephanie, being the genius she is, hasn't dumped this psycho. She's actually moved to Kentucky to live with him. Except, of course, he's a psycho so it doesn't work out and she bails. She's working as a cocktail waitress at some big club up there and she ends up hooking up and living with some guy she works with there. Well, ol' Harold doesn't take this very well. He calls her hundreds of times a day. He slashes her tires. He spray paints the house her and this dude are living in. Well, rightfully, Stephanie is freaked out about this so she calls her parents to come up to Kentucky. The parents get there and instead of involving the cops, they decide to invite Harold over and have an intervention. Tell him it's over. He's gotta leave Stephanie alone or they will get the cops involved. Except Harold brought his gun. He plugs new boyfriend with five shots, killing him. Then he turns the gun on himself and blows his brains out.
So I spent an entire afternoon/evening with a future murderer and I knew almost from the jump he wasn't right in the head.
Tl;DR: Stripper girlfriend's stripper bestie invited her boyfriend down to hang, he was a psycho, and eventually ended up murdering stripper girlfriend's bestie's new boyfriend before killing himself
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Ain't gonna lie. I wish I was in Cancun right now instead of dumping snow into the toilet tank so I can take this shit I've been holding in since last night. When I do get to take it, I think I might name it Ted Cruz. Seems right.
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When I went out on trouble calls with my pops as a kid, Limbaugh was on every trip. He was pissing poison in people's ears back then and he kept it up until the Big C finally booted him off the planet today.
You listen to other conservative talking heads and they've all adopted the same Limbaugh-isms. It's a constant pushing of "Liberals hate you. They want you to die. They really believe you're evil and want to eradicate you and your way of life!"
And just like pretty much everything in America, it's all a fucking grift. I can't tell you how many otherwise decent people I know who have had parts of their brain rotted away by listening to this stuff day in and day out. And that isn't to say there aren't people like Limbaugh on the left, but that motherfucker was Patient Zero on infecting our political landscape and lighting the rocket of extremism.
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Hope you malcontents are staying warm. Power was out at my place in Abilene all day Monday. Got up for work Tuesday, still no power, but the car wash right next door was lit up like a Christmas tree. Donut shop had power. Every residential complex around me had power. Saw a dude watching his TV both mornings as I drove by after freezing my ass off in the dark all night. Basically everyone had power BUT the small area I'm in. Same thing this morning, but when I got back tonight everything was back on.
Seriously hope you're all doing well.
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I think we magically pull out a decisive win. Then predictably shit the bed versus KState to end the season with a meaningless game against the hapless Jayhawks. And hopefully end Mensa's career here.
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Watch Cowboy Bebop. Then realize nothing else will ever come close to that so you don't need to watch any anime ever again. Profit.
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9 minutes ago, heso said:
The GOP is done with their useful idiot. They had to kiss his ass when he could win them elections. Now that he can’t do that they are done defending his dumb ass.
Also, they really don't need him anymore.
The GOP was supposed to get wiped out in this election. Instead, they killed their Senate races and held it. And surprisingly, they look like they're going to gain double digit seats in the House. They won't own it, but still.
With Cocaine Mitch at the helm in the Senate and with Biden being seen as squeaking this win out, the Democrats/Biden administration ain't gonna get shit done. The Republicans are going to go right back to the obstruct and blame it on Democrats plan they were on in Obama's presidency. Oh, and now they also own a big majority in the Supreme Court.
Don was useful to them and got them way more than they ever expected. Turning the SC wildly in their favor would have been enough. But the electorate hasn't even punished them for backing this guy the past four years. Their only worry now is if they abandon him will the Republican base which seems to have eaten Trump's shit up hook, line, and sinker bail on them in the future? With how hyper-partisan politics has gotten in the last decade or so, my guess is they'll be fine.
Trump is about to be cast out into the cold and Mitch and the GOP are gonna turn the lights off and act like no one is home.
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Pepi!
Love that kid!