Base compensation
2017 guaranteed pay: $3,500,000
Total contract pay: $18,600,000
Contract length: 5 years
Start date: 12/2/2016
Expires: 12/31/2021
Incentives
National title bonus: $300,000
CFP semifinal win: $250,000
CFP semifinal appearance: $200,000
Conference title bonus: $100,000 for appearing, and $150,000 for winning
Coach of the year award bonus: $50,000 for conference coach of year; $100,000 for national coach of year
Academic bonuses: $20,000 for APR of 930; $30,000 for APR of 950.
Car: two cars
Tickets: one suite or 25 tickets for home football games; 20 road football tickets; 8 men’s and women’s basketball tickets.
Golf/country club: country club membership.
Other Perks
Miscellaneous perks: $5,000 in athletic apparel; 4 guests on road trips
Buyout if coach leaves for another coaching job: $3,000,000 if before 12/31/17; $2,500,000 if before 12/31/18; $1,000,000 if before 12/31/21
All while being a drunkard. Not a bad life to want to emulate.