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Eldodroptop

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  1. https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/d6dc8040-f0de-465f-b8e2-95ac96a6be02
  2. Tom, being an insufferable cunt only works for good coaches.
  3. Lots of potential on this team. I would like to see them get healthy to have a real shot. No fucking excuses, ou is going to be a tough out the rest of the year. Texas wants to win? They are going to have to earn it.
  4. Meh. Cut them some slack, this whole being good at sports thing is new to them. To be fair, if Texas ever gets this close to a Final Four Championship I might burn a couch myself.
  5. They should post the meltdowns posted here during games Texas wins. Insane ramblings of madmen are the norm here, and the fact that the team is winning does not dissuade the hostility. It’s the surliness of it all that makes it so fucking great.
  6. Have you perhaps noticed the sheer volume of SUVs and Pickups on the road? Please spare us all the Trumpkin bullshit. Hypocrisy is real and liberals drive SUVs too.
  7. Half my family are Georgia fans, it’s a total fuckin’ mind numbing bitch having to listen about “Them DOGS!!!” For the love of Christ, please GOD, give me strength to not kill any of these ignorant, worthless, mouth breathing, motherfuckers this month... They are family.
  8. I hate these teams, officials, fans, and the big12 at large. What a shit show. But, I am entertained.
  9. Base compensation 2017 guaranteed pay: $3,500,000 Total contract pay: $18,600,000 Contract length: 5 years Start date: 12/2/2016 Expires: 12/31/2021 Incentives National title bonus: $300,000 CFP semifinal win: $250,000 CFP semifinal appearance: $200,000 Conference title bonus: $100,000 for appearing, and $150,000 for winning Coach of the year award bonus: $50,000 for conference coach of year; $100,000 for national coach of year Academic bonuses: $20,000 for APR of 930; $30,000 for APR of 950. Car: two cars Tickets: one suite or 25 tickets for home football games; 20 road football tickets; 8 men’s and women’s basketball tickets. Golf/country club: country club membership. Other Perks Miscellaneous perks: $5,000 in athletic apparel; 4 guests on road trips Buyout if coach leaves for another coaching job: $3,000,000 if before 12/31/17; $2,500,000 if before 12/31/18; $1,000,000 if before 12/31/21 All while being a drunkard. Not a bad life to want to emulate.
  10. 85 point O/U covered before the end of the 3rd quarter?
  11. They can’t fucking read, does capitalization even matter?
  12. Win next week and the word ecstatic will apply. The performance of Texas thus far qualifies as expected. Win 11 and the term, mind blown, will apply.
  13. Not good. I’ve seen worse, I just can’t remember when.
  14. I was working in Lago Vista back in ‘91. Lake Travis at 710 fucked a lot of shit up back then. Many houses were destroyed and FM 1431 was closed due to flooding. It really sucked.
  15. It is baffling how the Pirate has been shut out of any top head coaching opportunities. All that crazy fucker does is build winning programs out of utter dogshit.
  16. How does said fucker report on CFB without watching any of the games? Because voting aggy #13 is proof positive said fucker does not watch the games.
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