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ShowmeyourTDs

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  1. Doesn’t need a spoiler, but here is some of Jennifer from the early 90’s.
  2. After an hour session of yoga she is about strip down to take a shower, and she doesn’t want to wash her hair. Demas on the other hand, wears his everyday to prevent flying jizz and drool from the aggy faithful.
  3. BOMC says he will be a 4 Star. Looch will have him ranked somewhere north of 44.
  4. I wouldn’t call either holding in that picture. However, if 97 breaks to the inside, then yes 69 will end up in a bad position causing him to be called for holding. There is too much space for 79 to disengage and help the rush and will make it more obvious. Coaches teach grabbing the jersey just under the shoulder pads (even if it is technically holding), but keep the defense in front of you. This will never be called.
  5. “I’ve got the old cruise control set on 35.” – Mr. Skolnick ”we’ve got bush” -Booger “Hi I'm Polly the Penis. And I just love to have fun. Ha Ha Ha.” - Tommy Turner “Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and shit... and Jack just left town”. -Ash ”Alright you primitive screw heads, listen up! You see this? This is my boomstick!” -Ash “So long gay boys” - Mr. Chow “Nazis. I hate these guys.” “Snakes. Why’d it have to be snakes?”
  6. Science fiction when it comes to aggy. Jimbo checked out a comic book that said bread is like kryptonite to the sec west teams.
  7. Give the guy a break it was a long press conference and he was due for a diaper change.
  8. That game was the worst. My brother and I sat in the OU section (there were only like four orange shirts in that section) in the Texas endzone. I remember talking about getting rid of Mack and getting Spurrier, I was drunk and pissed. For the first time in like 2 and a half decades we didn’t score any points. That game pissed me off more than any game to that point. I even sat through the entire 66-3 debacle against UCLA in Austin.
  9. So somewhere between Mack Brown recruiting and Charlie Strong recruiting then.
  10. All this talk about tits reminds me of a toast that my grandpa gave while he was a little intoxicated. Anyway, it was during my older brother’s graduation dinner with family and friends. The old man stands up in front of everyone at the table to give a toast to my brother. He raises his glass and says ... To Nipples. My grandmother had a mild stroke as everyone just looked on with shock. After about a 2-3 second pause gramps finishes the toast with a grin ... cause without ‘em women’s tits would be pointless! God I miss that old man.
  11. The decals are all that is needed for aggy to park there.
  12. I can add a few thousand tickets that my kids won at Austin’s Park ... contingent on a LOI to Texas of course.
  13. Maybe it wasn’t just Brewster, they did lose that chick with the nice rack. Meemaw is hardly a replacement.
  14. Come on Kate you’re letting my user name down.
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