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ShowmeyourTDs

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  1. They were wrong because the kid spelled them all the same. daddy
  2. True. The Nazi’s supposedly were selecting the pure aryan ... the best of the best ... aggy, not so much.
  3. Is Arcee wearing mom pants? The old ball coach reminds me of a cross between Spicoli and Screech.
  4. Could you put this in a gif?
  5. Either way, you know that you would ... and you’d like it too. About the comparison, I agree.
  6. Maybe they all attend maroon theory to stay in shape.
  7. Now that’s a game that they might be able to squeak out a win.
  8. My $9.95 is in the mail.
  9. So will my penis Cheetos and porntube.
  10. From the the family vehicle on 385 between Vega and Hereford ... FIGHT!!!!
  11. Use you inside voice.
  12. Meowy Christmas you Surly pricks. Here’s to a kickass New Year!
  13. This right here. It’s a damn shame because he has the body of future NFL guy, but mentally he will not grow into a great player. I hate to say it, but where he goes may seal the destination of Demas, and that man will be great.
  14. If I’m not mistaken, the surname Hoofkin originated in the hills of Arkansas. The last name then quickly spread to Oklahoma shortly after the mass exodus caused by the dust bowl. More recently, the clan has found fertile inbreeding grounds in “the station”, Texas with it’s exploding lit nightlife.
  15. Well Heineken was founded in a lowland country that is used to flooding. It’s only fitting that he honors our Dutch brewmasters from the Netherlands.
  16. No, ran out of Cialis.
  17. After our morning workout this morning a stray kitten came and watched. When The workout was over, it came over to the group to join in the group photo. The little guy came right up to me and sat anxiously waiting for me to turn around. When I acknowledged it, the cute little smokey gray fur ball looked up with it’s green eyes it gave a commanding meow. He was saying that we got this. I reached down and said hello Bru. It instinctively jumped up into my hands. The trainer said we can’t leave it in the parking lot. With four kids, a guinea pig, and a dog my wife would not appreciate me bringing home another animal, the substitute trainer decided to take it home and post pictures on Facebook of the lost animal. I’ll just take it as a sign. Bru will be a Longhorn ... believe it. True story.
  18. How many receivers have broken their collar bone in practice this year?
  19. We should put him on our team then.
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