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Kyler ruptured his hymen during the first game. He hasn’t fully recovered yet, but is “likely” to play and guaranteed to suck on Saturday.

The Stonie Clark stop was my freshman year, too. I had to work that Saturday in a pharmacy, but I managed to see that play on the tv that we had behind the counter.

Or maybe Herman is laying a solid foundation and aggy has ground to make up.

All your base belong to us.

Not really. It’s a story that all Longhorn parents can tell their kids before bedtime. From our perspective it always has a happy conclusion. Sort of like “ ‘Twas The Night Before Christmas” when your kids already know that the next day they will be opening presents and getting that Red Rider BB gun. They are also assured of a good night sleep. aggy children on the other hand would have nightmares and wake up to the full body pink bunny suit that their crazy great aunt made for them. So yeah, kinda see his point of it being a storied rivalry, minus the lopsided victory totals.

You sound Surly. You may have a future here.

I was in the student section that fine wet grass day. It was glorious when the stupid towels stopped waving in the south end zone as Ricky broke free and the stadium erupted with the power of a thousand nuclear warheads exploding at once. Shortly after the sound started to die down, I blew up Bessie (blow up sheep doll). She bounced around the student section for the rest of the game. I swear I saw a few corps turds gazing with jealousy of that little bouncing critter. I was there against Missouri in 08 and I saw Ramonce with the reverse against OSU. I did not attend the UH game in 1990 (I think). I will have to say during and after the run was the loudest experience of any football game that I have attended. The student section was deafening. I was screaming as loud as I could, but my voice was completely lost in the sound. It was the most amazing experience at DKR when I was a student. Mr. Williams, I thank you for the memory, and may God bless you forever.

Jack in the box right outside the stadium. Also walmart supercenter for viewing of crying sooners after the game. They will start arriving there around 1:00 for those that don’t make it into stadium. I suggest going back to electronics department to watch the ending of the game while you enjoy the trailer park tears.

I love watching baker mayfield get sacked by Arkansas cops.

bfk5h?

Yes.

Baggins clearly asked what happened. He doesn’t have full knowledge of the altercation and of course he is going to stand up for his staffer regardless of relation. What’s not clear is, did he continue in to the locker room for jizz jar festivities, payment of officiating crew, or did he go seek out what had happened? To say he had NO KNOWLEDGE is an untruth, but I can’t blame him for keeping his mouth shut and claim that he didn’t know what happened. My opinion is that this just another example of zero control and accountability on the part of the ring bearer. Aggy won’t win shit with this dork coaching them. Aggy is trash.

I see ou sucks selling DL recruits just like aggy is selling DB recruits. The highly ranked recruits are being pitched immediate playing time and that they are the missing pieces to the future of the program. I really like Texas’s position going forward, if we can get some assistance with an additional ace recruiter on staff. Is Beatty the guy? He might be what the doctor ordered, and Warehime should be the likely coach to be replaced.

Nicole, you’re all right. I think the family is going to watch this movie this weekend.

Tom and Michelle rented it for their first stay at home date ... allegedly.

Another touchdown here could potential break Kansas.

Texas: 31 Kansas: 17

Idoits.

From Hewitt, TX .... TEXAS!!!

Well she does have a great body. I bet one could lay a straight line of blow from navel to the to the ample twin peaks. He should invite Zach to video it.

Let’s not forget the flat tire that Carter had during the bbq weekend when he was supposed to visit ousucks. Obvious shenanigans on that one.