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ShowmeyourTDs

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  1. On my couch ... FIGHT!!!
  2. How does one post a picture of text messages on Surly?
  3. Run table, coach.
  4. Wait, the suck cut?
  5. Lincoln Riley has a case of vaginitis which too causes soreness and irritability.
  6. What’s that smell coming from the north?
  7. Hi, my name is ShowmeyourTDs. It’s been 19 hours since my last drink. OU sucks donkey balls. Aggy sucks donkey balls. I’m a dumbass internet poster. I am Surly. Kentucky will beat aggy, Luichi will blame Hermensa.
  8. Jokes on you ... enjoy!
  9. Stockholm Syndrome?
  10. Haikus suck big dick blow u sucks bigger dick though Lincoln is man bitch Run little rabbit Run cause hate train is coming Squish Kyler no more
  11. Must be one of their National Merit Scholars they’re so proud of.
  12. They ran out of crimson paint when they were decorating their living quarters.
  13. Lincoln Riley is a little bitch
  14. Lincoln Riley has been married three times and still has the same in-laws.
  15. Lincoln Riley uses a toilet brush to scratch his back.
  16. Lincoln Riley’s birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
  17. Lincoln Riley’s family tree is a cactus ... everyone one on it is a prick.
  18. They were just lubing the cocks up for their game against aggy in a couple of weeks ... definitely advantage aggy.
  19. God I hate Dusty Douchebag Dvoracek
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