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Yep. Sherrill gets it. You got to pay to get them to play.

Not lying is more of a code than an actual rule.

https://nypost.com/2017/03/22/staring-at-boobs-may-give-a-boost-to-male-lifespans/amp/

Glen, ask for a promotion. You’re too smart for the mail room.

Lots and lots of hand sanitizer of course.

Did you get married on the second Saturday of October too?

Jimbo doesn’t do anything for free.

Surly is scarier.

In the words of Jordan Shipley, “once you present the suckler, that’s when the real whispering begins”. it may be more of a paraphrase, but whatever.

What does the offense after that?

You. are. Absolutely. The. Most. Disgusting. Type. Of. Poster. Not. Even. Close. -meemaw

The best part is when aggy said, no we can’t schedule you. CDC promptly went to Alabama and scheduled them ... checkmate bitches.

Jake Smith is a ball player. If the competition is weak, then he should be putting up the type of plays that he currently is. This young man not only has the speed to not only compete, but he dominates the competition. He has great hands, can run through lazy arm tackles, but his footwork is outstanding. His body control and awareness to the ball looks to be much better than average. He will be a threat on the field at Texas. The defense is going to have to account for him everytime he is on the field. We don’t get to see many possession receptions to move the chains because he ends up scoring more often than not. It goes back to his body control and awareness on the field. We know he is not going to be able to score everytime he touches the ball at the next level, but I’m confident that he will be able to run the right route and come down with a catch to give our offense a fresh set of downs. This is infinitely more important to his future as a Longhorn. It’s hard not to get excited about him when you watch his feet in these videos. It’s easy for him to cut on a dime to create space while at the same time he runs forward with authority. He simply just our athletes the competition from there.

He won’t have to ask for it. They’ll just offer it to him.

He’ll fit right into the aggy offense then.

Bevo: 33 Turtles: 16

You are gonna get it! We are gonna surprise everyone this season.

I can’t wait for this season to get underway. Yesterday, I’m outside enjoying a beer with my dog, Earl (that’s not the dogs given name by my kids, but it’s what a call her when their not around) while grilling some burgers and steaks. I hear my wife yell for my youngest kid to bring another tiki tourch down from the upstairs closet. My youngest son’s name is Colt (yes I’m a homer). I hear her yell ... Colt bring another touchdown. Both the dog and I instinctively stood up to celebrate. Alas, she said Colt, bring another torch down. Half of my house has been struggling with allergy issues the past 2-3 weeks. My wife usually doesn’t get sick, but this morning she walks into the bathroom and says Texas Fight! Being that she is a Red Raider I looked at her perplexed, and reminded her that she only needs to say Texas! I’ll respond with the Fight! She looks at me like I’m a retard and says, honey my chest is tight as in I may be getting sick. Saturday cant get her soon enough! I am so ready for the 2018 Texas Longhorns to turn our fortunes around. We need to be back!

That screen shot just looks good with the Longhorn on it.

Son, what do you want to do when you grow up? i want to milk elk. that is funny as shit. Mr. Shipley’s face, haha! I’ll take some leaky butt producing melk if it helps me run like Jordan.

You make me sad.

About two titties, I mean tree fiddy.

Helmet to helmet?

Why? You should’ve said that you resemble it.

You heard wrong. He was flagged for a false start.