So does the season thread start on Sunday or Monday? I’ve put time in drinking, grilling, watching old football games, and my kids are pumped to go to some games in Austin!
I’ve already shot my sooner neighbors dog with a orange paintball for shitting in my yard. That bitch won’t be back anytime soon. Mrs. TDs has been put on notice for this season. I’m ready to get this thing started. I wish the first game was in Austin!
Fuck the gotdamn turtles! While we are at it, fuck the purple frogs too. We are due to destroy Fatterson’s squad.
Fuck belly tats, visors, and all the toothless jackass in paper clip U land. I hope the wizard doesn’t have a stroke after what we due to his merry band of purple kitties (I’ll pray for his ticker). Baylor can fuck right off for all I care.
Trojans ... we aren’t using protection on your Cali asses. To hell with the rest of the schedule, we’re gonna beat all your asses. Prepare your collective cornholes.
I’m so ready!
oh yeah FCB!