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ShowmeyourTDs

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  1. I’m no expert, but one would think that being quick twitch and a brain surgeon could be counterproductive.
  2. Arturo’s players will give them an offer they cannot refuse.
  3. Definitely not one of the other 98.
  4. No, he knows. Beau Vine is really a Jumbo Baggins sock and just doesn’t care.
  5. That’s where he is going to get his exclusive video footage.
  6. What Surly member is going to give the toilet bitch $9.95 a month so that we can all continue to enjoy his sweet, sweet recruiting nuggets?
  7. While Zach Smith is choking him.
  8. Is he a magical elf or an angry elf?
  9. You can’t tell me that you didn’t see this coming.
  10. Not with a nail in the dern tire it a’int, ya stupid sip.
  11. Swoopes is better at playing Tightend than Barrett.
  12. My wife calls me in May to inform me that my 10 year old daughter corndogged a class bully. Being the old bastard that I am, I have no clue what this is. Apparently, the kids these days are calling the knee or foot forced in someone’s ass a “corndog”. To make this story thread related, the bully’s name is Billy and he was wearing a Johnny douche nozzle jersey during the corndog incident. #makin’daddyproud.
  13. If that’s Jimbo’s plate, it needs more bread.
  14. I miss the RC didn’t offer excuse. This strategy will have to do. If they are going to say Shep is not allowed on campus, this will hopefully work against those short sighted dipshits when it comes to Demas next year.
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