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    Nothin’ that a power thump on the back of the noggin can’t cure.
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    My 10 year had to tell me that’s a hashtag. I’m like, no that’s a pound sign. My fourteen year steps in to inform me that the pound sign is “lb”. At least I know what cb means. Thanks Shaggy/Surly.
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    Clowns and fucktards need representation too.
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    Does that mean EJ is also SLX too? This is getting creepy.
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    They’ll just boycott the number 75 all together.
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    You have to feel bad for their guys with those Popeye arms.
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    ... or 4th and 18 on the road or 4th and 5 on the biggest stage possible.
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    I’ll concede that their back seven is shitty. Their tackling was atrocious during the spring game. I really didn’t focus on the offensive line so much, but the d line didn’t consistently penetrate into the backfield. Come to think of it, their tightend play was bout the only true consistent bright spot. The best play overall has to be Johnny douche nozzle running the missed field goal attempt back. It’s only fitting that the 12th man couldn’t wrap him up either.
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    The aggy offensive line sucks as bad as their linebackers and defensive backs. If Shepherd was to commit to them, then he would see action as a true freshman due to necessity. Those dipshits don’t understand that they seem to be in a similar situation to us during Strong’s early years. They need him to contribute much sooner than we will. If he has his eyes set on a career in the NFL and proper time for development, he will most certainly sign with Texas. A man of his stature will be a beast with the proper conditioning and diet that all major college football programs will provide. I feel we have a much better chance to mold that body and psychology for an entire year before demanding him to produce prematurely. Aggy on the other cannot wait. They are making excuses already for losing him to Texas.
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    They should just change the words to the “war hymn” to Glory, Glory Holelujah.
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    Close: 1. Best in the jizz 2. Jimbo handpicked the stars for his future film to be viewed on cuckledoodledoo.com. The reviews are already 4 out of 5 stars in the station. 3. The new name of the pimp cane is “support staff”. It will be the envy of everyone. clickity-clack-clickity-clack ... we want our money back.
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    Wait, I thought those jobs belonged to FedEx and JimboEx respectively.
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    It’s still in a blue state.
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    Surly is populated by a bunch of incontinent bitches.
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    True. I wished they had a sheep in the podium, then it totally would be relevant for many, many, many reasons. Let’s have lunch shall we, and maybe smoke a cigarette.
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    The name of his favorite sheep is Higgs. He meant for his name to be Higgs bosom.
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    He is one of the select few who can unite all of Surly under one banner.

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